Candor or Dauntless [DISCONTINUED]

Chapter 2: Tobias's P.O.V.

"So Tris. I dare you to go into the Pit and sing 'Uptown Funk' by Bruno Mars and Mark Ronson with Uriah singing in the background." I say as she sits back down.

"Alright, let's go, Uriah." Tris sighs.

"Ooh! You guys need these!" Christina squeals and throws them 2 microphones. Tris sends her a death glare. She hates singing, but she's really good.

Everyone gets up to go watch. Then Tris and Uriah start. (An/ Uriah is in bold, both are in italics, and Tris is in normal and sorry if I get any lyrics wrong)

Doh, doh doh doh doh doh doh doh
Doh, doh doh doh doh doh doh doh
Doh, doh doh doh doh doh doh doh
Doh, doh doh doh doh doh doh doh
Ahhhhhh

This hit, that ice cold

Michelle Pfeiffer, that white gold

This one for them hood girls

Them good girls straight masterpieces

Stylin' wilin' livin' it up in the city

Got Chucks on with Saint Laurent

Gotta kiss myself I'm so pretty

I'm too hot (Hot damn)

Call the police and the fireman

I'm too hot (Hot damn)

Make a dragon wanna retire man

I'm too hot (Hot damn)

Say my name you know who I am

I'm too hot (Hot damn)

And my band 'bout that money, break it down

Girls hit your hallelujah (Whoo!)

Girls hit your hallelujah (Whoo!)

Girls hit your hallelujah (Whoo!)

'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you

'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you

'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you

Saturday night and we in the spot
Don't believe just watch (Come on!)
Don't believe just watch
Don't believe just watch
Don't believe just watch
Don't believe just watch
Don't believe just watch
Hey, hey, hey, oh!

Stop, wait a minute

Fill my cup, put some liquor in it

Take a sip, sign the check

Julio! Get the stretch!

Ride to Harlem, Hollywood,

Jackson, Mississippi

If we show up, we gon' show out

Smoother than a fresh jar of Skippy

I'm too hot (Hot damn)

Call the police and the fireman

I'm too hot (Hot damn)

Make a dragon wanna retire man

I'm too hot (Hot damn)

Say my name you know who I am

I'm too hot (Hot damn)

And my band 'bout that money, break it down

Girls hit your hallelujah (Whoo!)

Girls hit your hallelujah (Whoo!)

Girls hit your hallelujah (Whoo!)

'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you

'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you

'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you

Saturday night and we in the spot
Don't believe just watch (Come on!)
Don't believe just watch uh
Don't believe just watch uh
Don't believe just watch uh
Don't believe just watch
Don't believe just watch
Hey, hey, hey, oh!

Doh, doh doh doh doh doh doh doh

Before we leave

Lemme tell y'all a 'lil something

Uptown funk you up

Uptown funk you up

Uptown funk you up

Uptown funk you up

I said uptown funk you up

Uptown funk you up

Uptown funk you up

Uptown funk you up

Come on, dance, jump on it

If you sexy then flaunt it

If you freaky then own it

Don't brag 'bout it, come show me

Come on, dance, jump on it

If you sexy then flaunt it

Well, it's Saturday night and we in the spot
Don't believe just watch (Come on!)
Don't believe just watch uh
Don't believe just watch uh
Don't believe just watch uh
Don't believe just watch
Don't believe just watch
Hey, hey, hey, oh!

Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up (Say what?)
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up (Say what?)
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up (Say what?)
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up (Say what?)
Uptown funk you up

Everyone claps for them and Tris blushes. Adorable. We all walk back to the room and Christina bombards Tris with questions.

"When did you learn to sing? Can you teach me how to? Please?!?! Do you think we should make a band? I think we should make a band."

"Slow down there, Chris. I can't sing, so I can't teach you. And no, we should not make a band. That's a horrible idea." Tris says after cutting her off.

"Fine then Miss Cranky Pants. It's your turn so go." Christina says while crossing her arms, obviously pretending to be mad.

"Okay. Caleb. C or D?"

"C."

"PANSYCAKE!" Guess who that was?

"Shut up Uriah." Zeke says.

"Well anyway, Caleb, why did you leave Abnegation?" Caleb immediately takes his jacket off.

"So, Will, Candor or Dauntless?"

An/
YAY! Chapter 2 done! I need truths or dare ideas! Please? Thank you for taking the time to read my story even though it's not very exciting. I don't own Divergent or the characters. Comment. Peace out rainbow trout!

- SheoFourtris1046