Dwayne was the main caracter in the film "comment or ill sue" . And in the film he had to...have shmex with his ex-ogre, Shrek. Its not like they havent done it before, its just that Dwayne didnt wanna admit it but he didnt have a shit kink. And Shrek did, and every time they used to eat shit Dwayne felt brocken. He felt like a little brocken baby Dwayne.
So then he dumped Shrek, and he called himsef "the rock" cuz he felt like it woud sound manly and people wouldnt call him brocken Dwayne.
right now thy were on set. And they were getting ready, Shrek was busy jerking off to a shirtless Dwayne, when dwayne saw Shrek, he ran over to him like a TMNT and attacked him, ripping his shlong out, "FRICK SHRACK" yelled shreks luscious voice, dwayne then took the ripped drack that was in his hand and ate it while staring at shrek. Shrek got that WAA (wet as ass) from that, Shrek then jizzed from his ass all over his balls that were still atached to him, Dwayne leaned down and ate his balls. Then he left to go get ready and left shrek on the floor dickles.
didnt check for mistakes. CHLOE I KNOW THATS YOU, so here. Have this bootiful chapter. Its all yours.
-mel
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Shmex with Shrek
HumorA book about our shrexy ogre Shrek, this is a smut book and it is a joke so dont expect it to be good. I do take requests, the wierder the better. If you are a slut for Shrek like me this book is for you. So without further ado be prepared to get yo...
