Marvel One Shots

Rabbits

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"Hey baby." Steve says and wrapped his arms around Natasha from behind.

He moved her hair and kissed her neck.

"Hey there." She says and pecked his lips.

"This is a public area." Wanda says

"You two are at it like rabbits." Carol says

"Oh, I'm sorry that you guys don't have a relationship." Natasha says and rolled her eyes.

"Me and Tony don't even do it that much." Pepper says

"But you guys are older and have a kid." Steve says

"You're like one hundred" Wanda says

"But he looks like thirty." Natasha says

"Shall we go?" Steve asks Natasha

"Let's go." Natasha says and grabbed his hand and dragged him out of the room.

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"I want someone like Steve." Wanda says

"Because he gets laid so much?" Bucky asks

"Yes." Wanda sighed

"Even back in 1943 I didn't get laid so much as he does now, and I was the ladies men, he was just a small guy." Bucky says

"Where do they even get the time from?" Carol asks

"Well during doing it you also work out, because your body is like ten times your weight. So I guess they don't go to the gym anymore." Sam says

"They are a bunch of rabbits." Tony says

"They are in love." Pepper says

"It's cute that they spend so much time together." Bucky says

"I really need a boyfriend, or do something stupid." Wanda says

"I'm stupid, do me." Bucky says

"You are handsome, I can live with it." Wanda says

"Okay, Wanda, you're sexually frustrated." Sam says

"You just found that out?" Wanda says

"Tony." Peter says

"What is it kid?" Tony asks

"Please move them to an empty wing, I'm traumatized." Peter says and sat down.

"What happened drama queen?" Sam asks

"Just sound." Peter says

"Okay, I am gonna give them their own place, or build them a house in the woods." Tony says

"Bucky wanna go?" Wanda asks

"Sure." Bucky says and Wanda ran out the door.

"She's jealous." Pepper says

"And you aren't?" Carol asks

"I am married." Pepper says

"Doesn't mean you can't be jealous." Carol says

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