until the end- a small collection of reddie oneshots

0.5- headcannons

headcannons about richie ive devised over the years of obsession

these are MY headcannons i dont wanna see arguments 👍🏻

enjoy <3

Book richie is bisexual, movie richie Is gay

richie has bleached and dyed his hair many times before despite eddie yammering on about hair damage. richie loves changing his appearance

richie was a pothead in his final year of highschool, even so, he graduated

richie is anemic (intense iron deficiency)

richie never sleeps and usually has to take melatonin (sleepy drug)

richie loves the deadpool movies

richie wrote a letter to eddie for his birthday every year, the handwriting slowly got neater but it still has a scrawly, distinct nature

richies favourite colour is bright pink, leaning towards magenta

richie always plays video games but can never get eddie to like them, eddie only likes the games richie has on the wii

speaking of the wii, richie is trash at mario kart. he makes bets with eddie that he will win, but always loses

richie played basketball in his early highschool days, he was golden boy but eventually he lost the passion he had for the sport

richie was always bruised and covered in band aids as a kid due to constantly falling over in the playground

richie experimented with his sexuality in his final year of highschool and discovered he didnt just like girls.

richie was neglected in his childhood which is what causes him to constantly need others attention

richie was a perfrct straight a student all through his highschool years (this is also cannon, mentioned in the book)

richie started smoking when he was fourteen, scabbing off his mother

richies favourite fruit is strawberries. he has always loved them

the house richie lived in until he was eighteen had a bedroom with a window that goes out onto the roof, he would sit out there and smoke at night

modernized richie would love tyler the creator and fleetwood mac. Orginal richie would love the smiths and ABBA. this is very important for no reason at all

richie played the drums in his highschool band

richie took up pottery in his first year of college on a whim

richie let his hair grow out alot in his college years but eventually cut it once he started pursuing his carrer as a comedian

When richie and eddie finally got married (because eddie didnt die he lived due to richies magic kiss and they got married and got a pomeranian and lived happily ever after) he would use eddie as punchlines in most of his shows, he even brought eddie onto stage sometimes. eddie would act unimpressed but he loved being publicly in love with Richie tozier

richie and eddie lived in a new york apartment for most of their early marriage, since richie had many shows there and eddie was a doctor, but eventually they moved to a cabin in Michigan and setteled in there, adopting a little girl

Richie always takes candid pictures of his friends when they are having fun

richie has always adored young kids and is really good with them

richie makes beverly watch silly cartoons like my little pony with him when they have sleepovers

Richie unironically LOVES adventure time

richie definitely kins Jake peralta

Richie is rly bad at baking and always tries to bake things for eddie but ends up burning them. Eddie guides him through cooking because of his lack of skill

Richie is a BIG dog lover, he plays with them and mumbles stupid things to them

Richie is a hopeless romantic <33

Richie is amazing at comforting people and always knows what to say, he cheers people up in no time, and he gives bear hugs

Richie listens to dad rock sometimes

Richie wears a lot of bracelets

-izzy