Part 1

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by cybernostalgic02

by cybernostalgic02

Patrick Star, tearing up the room: Where are they?

Lucy (me), looking under a pillow: Who moved them? Who moved my children?

Patrick Star: Somebody moved my M&M's, and now I am going to start killing.

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Samson: Hey besties-

Edward: Die.

Samson: What did I do to you-

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Brain (Jellystone!): Yo dumbass, get over here.
Patrick Star: Okay-
Stimpy: *gleefully runs past* I'm coming!
Patrick Star, sadly: I thought... I was dumbass...

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Sylvester: So you like cats?

Lucy (me): Yeah.

Sylvester: *tries to impress her by slowly pushing a glass off the table*

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Rocko: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night.
Heffer: All I drank was Redbull!
Rocko: How many?
Heffer: Eighteen.

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Edward: *finds a note* Hmm, whats this?
Marina (Animal Crossing): Hey, that's mine! *tries to grab it*
Edward: Aww, it's a love note for Squidina?
Marina: No-
Edward: *opens it*
Edward:
Marina:
Edward: I can't read this.

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Edward: Blue M&Ms are the best.
Daffy Duck: whAT IS THIS SLANDER?
Edward: What about it? They are.
Daffy Duck: I WILL NOT ALLOW SUCH LIES ON MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER!
Daffy Duck: THE RED ONES ARE THE BEST!
Edward: YEAH? WELL YOUR MOM'S A HO!
Macne Coco Black: They're all chocolate inside, the colors don't mean anything.
Clam: I like the yellow ones.
Edward and Daffy: SHUT THE FUCK YOUR MOUTH!

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Lucy (me): Pinky... you've been cuddling with me for over and hour now.

Pinky: *muffled* mm hmmm :)

Lucy: Fuck. I should be annoyed but you're adorable.

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Edward: Strawberry milk doesn't taste like strawberry OR milk.

Brain: Go the fuck to sleep Edward.

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Edward: *angrily presses Samson against a wall* WHERE'S THE MONEY?!

Samson: ...

Samson: Are we about to kiss-