Lucy (me): Guys where did Patrick go?
Squidward: They got arrested.
Lucy: How the hell-
Patrick Star: *bursts in through the window* The cops are after me, I thought it would be fun to steal crackers and throw them at people.
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Samson: There's something I have to ask about you-know-who.
Edward: Voldemort?
Samson: No.
Edward: Is it Voldemort?
Samson: It's not Voldemort.
Edward: You haven't mentioned wizards once this conversation, so I'm gonna have to assume it's Voldemort.
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Megurine Luka: Hopefully Edward has learned a lesson about respecting other people's feelings.
Edward: Oh, shut up and die Luka.
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Marina: I made this friendship bracelet for you.
Squidina: You know, I'm not really a jewelry person.
Marina: You don't have to wear...
Squidina: No, I'm gonna wear it forever. Back off.
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Patrick Star: *Plays Slender: The Eight Pages*
*Jumpscare*
Patrick Star: *Jumps back* OH SHIT, IT'S A WHITE GUY!!!
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Brain: You have Crayons?
Stimpy: Yes, I have—
Brain: You're— how old are you?
Stimpy: YES I AM AN ADULT AND I HAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS.
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Marina: Words ending in 'ie' just sound so adorable. Like cutie, sweetie, cookie-
Lucy (me): Eyy, homie!
Samson: But then there's cootie...
Edward: Die.
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Lucy (me): OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?! TIME OUT! GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE! GET UP THERE!
Edward: *Climbing* THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!!!
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Mordecai: You bought a taco?
Norbert: Yes.
Mordecai: From the same truck that hit Plankton?!
Norbert, with a mouthful of taco: Well, me starving ain't gonna help them.
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Squidina: What time is it?
Marina: I don't know, pass me that saxaphone and we'll find out
Marina: *BLASTS the saxaphone*
Squidward: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXAPHONE AT TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Marina: It's 2 am
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VT2002's Comfort Characters: Incorrect Quotes
Randomfeaturing some of my favorite characters in every fandoms that i'm in!
