Lucy (me): Alright, listen up you little shits.
Lucy: Not you Marina. You're an angel and we're thrilled you're here.
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Squidina: Patrick, please calm down.
Patrick Star: I asked for two large fries!
Patrick Star: *dumps fries onto table*
Patrick Star: But all they did was give me a MILLION FUCKING LITTLE ONES!
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Patrick Star: I'm so excited!
Stimpy: We're gonna have the best costumes, get the most candy...
Patrick Star: And have the biggest stomach aches ever!
Stimpy: Yeah!
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Plankton: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY-
Marina: Awwww, you're so adorable! Give me a hug~
Plankton: Wh-What? nO, yOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH-
Lucy (me), recording: This is so cute.
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Mordecai: That's not funny.
Lucy (me): I thought it was funny.
Mordecai: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Twitter.
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*Lumpus falls over*
Lucy (me): Lumpus! Are you alright?
Scoutmaster Lumpus: Is that you, God?
Lucy: What?
Scoutmaster Lumpus: It's just, you sound a lot more like Lazlo than I expected.
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Samson, rushing into the room: It's terrible, just terrible! I am so upset!
Megurine Luka: Samson, honey, sit down! Sweetheart, tell us all about it. Brain, would you get Samson some water?
Brain: What are he gonna do with water? Has water ever made you feel better when you were upset? Have you ever heard anyone say, "Thank God, the water's here!"?
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Josh Singleton: *slams books down in front of Mordecai*
Josh Singleton: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It's gonna be a long night.
Mordecai: You could of said literally anything else.
Josh Singleton: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble.
Mordecai: I'm going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won't win. I realize this now.
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Edward: I have no respect for Santa. Don't sneak in through the chimney and undermine my authority by bringing my family presents. Walk in through the front door and fight me like a man.
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Lucy (me): Damn, the power went out.
Clam: Don't worry, I got this.
Clam: *stomps foot*
Lucy: What-?
Clam: *Sketchers light up*
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VT2002's Comfort Characters: Incorrect Quotes
Randomfeaturing some of my favorite characters in every fandoms that i'm in!
