Mugman: You're giving me a sticker?
Megurine Luka: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying "me-wow!"
Mugman: I'm not a preschooler.
Megurine Luka: Fine, I'll take it back-
Mugman: I earned this, back off!
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Samson: Can I have your number?
Squidina, visible texting: I don't have a phone.
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Mordecai, looking at a selfie of Norbert's: I hate this photo.
Nobert Beaver: I'm cute as fuck in that photo! I'm smiling kindly.
Mordecai: You're not smiling kindly; you look like you're up to something.
Nobert Beaver: Up to kindness.
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Samson: Bye Edward! Bye Squidina! Bye Marina! Bye Clam! Bye Edward!
Lucy (me): You said 'bye Edward' twice.
Samson: I like Edward.
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Patrick Star: I'm proud to say I've come over my fear of ghosts!
Squidina: Eyy, that's the spirit!
Patrick Star: *gasps* whErE???!!!??
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Heffer: I'm gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul.
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Clam, grinning: I have a knife!
Lucy (me): Put it down, Clam.
Clam: Make me! *sprints away*
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Plankton: I am darkness. I am an power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-
Squidina: A doll.
Lucy (me): A cinnamon roll.
Marina: A sweetheart.
Plankton:
Plankton: ...stop it.
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Edward: *chokes on something*
Samson: Jeez, Edward, don't die on us.
Edward: Don't tell me what to do, I'll die whenever the hell I want!
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Daffy Duck: sSSSHIT- I BURNT MY LIP-
Lucy (me): ...Why the fuck would you even drink coffee with a METAL STRAW in the FIRST PLACE??
Daffy Duck: BECAUSE WE WERE OUT OF THE PLASTIC ONES!
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VT2002's Comfort Characters: Incorrect Quotes
Randomfeaturing some of my favorite characters in every fandoms that i'm in!
