pov piss
gru was in his house shitting when suddenly he got a phone call. however the ringing seemed to be coming from the toilet he must gave ate his phone again without realising and pooped it out.
fortunately for gru he loved the smell and feel of feces so he put his hand into the white sink for piss and fished around for the phone. gru saw the phone covered in a brown solid and exclaimed "Oooohhh chocolate." licking the shot off the phone.
somehow the phone was still ringing and eventually gru woke up- he had fallen asleep on the toilet again
A/N HAHA IM AN AUTHOR NOW SUCK MY BALLS
UNRELATED I DONT WANT TO FIX MY MISTAKES CAUSE ITS FUNNIER IF I DONT (i will however be fixing the a/n)
ALSO THIS WAS A SPUR OF THE MOMENT THING CAUSE I STAYED UP ALL NIGHT AND DIDNT EVEN TRY TO SLEEP UH SO YEAH I HAVE ABSOLUTELY ZERO IDEA WHERE IS IS GOING OR WHAT IT IS IN THE FIRST PLACE BUT I THOUGHT IT'D BE FUNNY SO HA
YOU CAN LAUGH NOW
THIS IS LONGER THAN THE CHAPTER SHIT
ANYWAY HOPING TO GET A CHAPTER OUT EVERYDAY
DONT QUOTE ME ON THAT THOUGH
