Have you ever watched pinocchio?
Yeah, me neither.
I do however know the gist of it.
Some carpenter makes a wooden puppet and that puppet comes alive but he wants to be a real boy. Obviously, he can't because he's literally made out of wood but it's his dream regardless.
Another thing about pinocchio is that every single time he lies, his nose grows longer. Therefore it is practically impossible for him to tell lies.
Now a lot of people might not know this but pinocchio actually dies at the end but they try to make it better by granting pinocchio life again and he becomes a real boy- *HELLO HEELO WRLCOME TO THE COFTOE CAFTOE. I AM YOUR HOST CORRUPTION* (Ofc that's not my name you wont get it, that's how all fail) *YOU WILL ALL DIE AND SO WILL THE You... what colour do you see when you see death? Well you mightent have seen it. Personally I see a dark reddish purple*
*I see your blood*
*I see your dreams*
*I sEe YoUr SoUl BiTcH*
Oh well, I mightn't know the plot of pinocchio but I sure do know the plot of you. And boy do I know that you won't have a happy ending.
Until next time...
