Riordanverse Memes

Meme 115

To Poseidon: Paul Blofis?

Poseidon: Ok granted, I always knew Sally was gonna find someone else. I JUST DIDN'T KNOW SHE WOULD FIND SOMEONE WITH THE LAST NAME OF BLOWFISH

Sally: Poseidon don't do this

Poseidon: TOO LATE

Poseidon: SALLY WHY

Poseidon: ///BLOWFISH///

Sally: It's BLOFIS first of all and it's not like I get mad about the other women you've had affairs with

Poseidon: I'm not mad about the affairs part I'm just mad about his name

Poseidon: Couldn't have been Paul Dolphin

Percy: I know right!

Sally: PERCY!

Percy: But Paul Dolphin sounds a lot better!!

Paul: Then Sally would be Sally Dolphin

Percy: Why not?

Percy: And I would be Percy Dolphin!

Sally: And Annabeth would be Annabeth Dolphin!

Percy: Yeah!!!

Percy:

Percy: WAIT