Riordanverse Memes

Meme 118

To Nico: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Nico: YESSSS!!! Buy me more mythomagic cards and you shall not be harmed

Frank: I thought you stopped playi-

Nico: WELL YOU WERE WRONG I DON'T CARE IF I'M 90 YEARS OLD OR NOT I WANT MY THANATOS CARD

Frank: DUDE THE KRONOS CARD IS SO MUCH STRONGER

Nico: WAIT REALLY? *suspicious*

NICO: WHAT'S HIS ATTACK FORCE

Frank: 80%!!! HE'S THE STRONGEST!!!

Nico: YOU'RE KIDDING give it to me

Frank: NO!!

Nico: YES!!

Frank: NO!!

Jason: ...wow

Jason: Frank I never expected this of you

Frank: NICO IS NEARLY 90 YEARS OLD AND YOU FROWN APON A 16 YEAR OLD PLAYING MYTHOMAGIC

Jason: You're not allowed to judge Nico

Jason: But Frank

Jason: *pulls out mythomagic card stash*

Jason: BATTLE ME