Hephaestus: New thrones for everyone!
Ares: *excited* Thrones!
Ares' iron throne was upholstered in leather with lots of uncomfortable spikes and barbed wire on the armrests
Ares: I love it! Is this Corinthian leather?
Hephaestus: Mortal skin, actually
Ares: *teary eyed* This is the nicest gift... I- I can't even...
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Riordanverse Memes
HumorPJO/HoO/ToA/MCGA/KC Memes head canons and other random stuff
