To Hera: Hephaestus?
Hera: My pride and joy, honestly my favorite son of all time, love this kid so much...
Hephaestus:
Hephaestus:
Hephaestus: mmmmmmm oh my god
Hera: I'M NOT KIDDING
Hephaestus: Who else is sick of this hoe
Annabeth: Me
Percy: Me
Jason: Me
Zeus: Me
Hera: WHAT DID YOU SAY
Zeus: I meant me as in
Zeus: Meat
Hephaestus: Zeus, you're a vegetarian
Zeus: Crap
Poseidon: Since when?
Zeus: I became one last week
Hades: Okay now who's gonna eat my meat pies
Zeus: Your son. He's so skinny
Nico: ZEUS I'VE BEEN WORKING OUT
Nico: LOOK AT THESE THIGH MUSCLES
Nico: LOOK AT THAT ACCENTUATION
Hades: Nico did you use my contour
Nico: Yeah but I paid you remember
