home away from home away from home (Rwby chibi harem x male reader)

Cookies and books

In a space of pure whiteness, giant blocky title and a certain rose emblem drop from the sky to the ground, where the four miniaturised members of team RWBY pop out from behind it to smile, wave and adopt poses for the audience while an unseen speaker announces the title

Speaker: RWBY CHIBI

Then our favourite little weapons summoner fell from the sky screaming

You: ahhhhhHHHHH-

Until you hit the ground going through and creating a hole in the shape of you, you climb out groaning in pain then seeing where you were

You: ugh, my head, where am I.

Ruby: y/n, your here! 

She came down, hugging you and kissing your cheek multiple times

You: ruby! What are you doing here. More importantly where are we, and finally what are we

Then blake came down

Blake: your basically in another dimension where were cuter and do funny skits

You: huh, okay, on with the skit then.

We switch scene to see a kitchen in the dorm, on the kitchen counter is ingredients to make pastry's, then Ruby leaps from behind the counter and rubs her hands in excitement.

 she starts her culinary quest by lightly tapping one of the eggs on the side of the bowl, but the shell doesn't crack, she then hits it multiple times but nothing, she finally jump up, screaming in rage, before throwing the egg into the bowl, it finally splits open but bursts some yolk and white on her cheek, which she growls at. 

she then lightly tap the flour bag into the bowl, but none came out, she gets up on the counter and the bag upside-down.

 She gives it a cautious shake, but the flour bursts from the bag like a hose, causing Ruby to scream and obscuring the camera with powder, eventually it cleared, reveling piles of flour around the kitchen and a pasty faced Ruby with dizzy eyes.

 Ruby then opens the chocolate chip bag and was about go pour it but gets one out and eats it, then grows a smile and starts eating handfuls, a then starts going about the room, behind the counter, in front of it, even outside the window. 

The next step was to stir the ingredients together, but when she tried to stir it but it was stuck like cement, she tried to push and pull, she got on the counter to use her legs to push, she then jumps on it, but her eye twitches in pain and falls of, she got back up glaring at the utensils, then our weapons carrier came in the room.

You: hey rubes whatcha up too

Ruby: hey, amazing boyfriend, can you be lamb and stir the bowl please

You: sure thing

You go over to the bowl and started stiring the bowl with ease and Ruby with a gaping mouth, you were finished stiring the ingredients together and look at Ruby who had a blush

Ruby: can you do another thing

Ruby then was laying her head on your lap and feeding her the chocolate bits like grapes on the table island while the cookies were baking. Eventually we take them out and you get the milk. Ruby jumps the counter and try's to dunk it but it wouldn't fit she tries to jam it in but it won't go in, our hard work doesn't touch the drink, she cries out and falls of the counter, you then smiled while shaking your head and grab the cookie and break it in half she gets up sniff and grabs her half

Transition showed you and Ruby on your lap while you and her sharing the cookie

We open up to see a pin the tail on the donkey picture, then weiss with Myrtenaster, blindfolded landed on the target like a dart embedding the tail.. at its feet

Ruby: missed

Weiss slouched down still hanging by her sword

Weiss: drat

The transition of you carrying Weiss brida-style with hearts in her eyes as you skip away still carrying her

The next shot showed the dorm from the angle of blakes bed as Ruby skips down the hall until she looks  inside the room

Ruby: huh, no one's here. Eh, I guess I'll go check the court...

She trails off when she sees the book under blakes pillow, she rushes over and grabbing it, reveling it to be ninjas of love on its spine, she stares at the cover picture of a man and woman dressed in black armed with blades and looking deeply into echothers eyes under the tagline reads "no shadows can conceal the last of one's enigma for long...." until she turns it around to read the description and was intrigued.

Ruby: ninjas, huh?

Transition showed you petting Blake while she purrs

It then showed Ruby reading the book, with gasps, shock, guilt and pleasure and shuddering glee, and to top it all of with her skipping a few pages nad unfolds a full body image nad looks up and down and her grin disappears when she looks at the lower part

Ruby: meh, not as big as y/n's 

The Transition showed Yang training with y/n and when she was going to punch you, you kissed her on the cheek causing her to blush

The skit showed Yang and her ember celiac and weiss with Myrtenaster in the courtyard, weiss raised her weapon threateningly at Yang with a snarl, and said blond raised her arms with a smirk.

They made a bet who ever stronger and if one of them wins they get a date with you, they get in a ready stance before coming at one another, weiss swiping her blade at a ducking Yang, whose hair curl pops back up once the attack is safely over.

 Noticing the near-blow to her locks, yang attempts a punch on weiss, who blocks it with a small glyph before swinging her sword down onto one of her opponent's gauntlets. 

Yang used this opportunity to smack the blade out of her hand and leaving her open. Yang leaps in the air to blast her gauntlets... only for the shot to never fire and result in a click

Somewhere else we see y/n enter the room and noticing the bullets on yang's bed

You: hmm ember celica bullets, hope yang needs these

Back with the duo she keeps trying to fire her weapon but nothing, weiss stops flinching from what she thaught was coming. 

She then smiles and laughs to herself, she sticks out her tongue and pulls her eye lid. The brawler knew the obvious solution and simply punches weiss he, knocking the said heiress out of the screen and letting yang strike a victorious stance, knowing she won the date

Transition showed you hold a piece of straw and blake playing with it

Blake was in the dorm trying to find something. She throws the books from the bookshelf away

Blake: where is it

She gets back up and sees Ruby holding the novel and growling grimace, Blake hesitantly pointing at it

Blake: Ruby is that my book

She accusingly at the book in hand

Ruby: this is filth! FIIIILTH!

With a sudden twirl she slaps Blake with the book on to the floor and Ruby marching away, Blake eyes were dizzy and leg twitched, she raised her hand as she asked a question

Blake: cam.... can I have my book back

Ruby pops back in angrily

Riby: later!

The she disappeared again and blake collapses, right as the screen cuts off