Bruno: Yo Katrina, how's your bro? Ma bro too y'know..hehe
Katrina: *looks at him from head to toe* He's inside his room, apparently he's sick.
Bruno: Sick? What happened to mah man Linus?
Katrina: I'm not my brother's keeper. Go and meet him.😒
*In Linus' room*
Bruno: Bruhda, whassup? Ain't seen you in awhile. Heard you was sick.
Linus: *on the bed* I'm sick as a jobless hoe mah nigga.🤕
Bruno: You sick as that? Man what happened?
Linus: *sighs* So... I been up on that ojuelegba road on Saturday.. you know the hoe-ly joint.
Bruno: Yeeah, the hoe-ly joint mah nigga👊🏽😌
Linus: Hehe...yuh that shit👊🏽😎
Bruno: So what happened at the area?
Linus: ...then I seen this girl, she fine af, y'know with the round ass...
Bruno: ASS-ASS-ination bruhdurr!! 👊🏽😎
Linus: yuh! Assassination in the booty trunk..hehe.. 👊🏽😎 so she got them boobs too tho, and some nice curves..
Bruno: oouhhh, hoely mother of curvess,we hail for the gifts!✋🏽🥴
Linus: yeah, I seen the blessed specimen and swagged over to the coochie holder...
Bruno: ayee, coochie holder!✊🏽😎
Linus: nigga I'm tryna tell a story here..😒
Bruno: aye,aye alright. 😌 All hail the coochie tho.🥴
Linus: Yuh, yuh..all hail.👊🏽🥴 So I swagged over to the creetcha... and I hit her with the swervy lines.
Bruno: Aye bless your nigga with the words man🥺🤲🏽
Linus: Aight,aight😎.. I told her, "baby I been looking it you and I gotta know, is you a school cos I want some educashin"😎🥴
Bruno: The powerrr..the smooth sweet pawaarrr😩
Linus: yuh😎... she looked at the boy and said "Sorry who're you?" I could see in her eyes, she done tripped to the sun and back and I gave a hot one "I'm your smoke baby girl, but I could be your water" 😎. She done rolled her eyes when the trippy line hit her.
Bruno: Yoo hit hit😩... Apparently she in the yards already.🥴
Linus: Yuh, hehe.. what's "Apparently" tho?
Bruno: I dunno, heard your sister say it when I came in.
Linus: oh, yuh.. okay tho. So the girl done answered me "Look I'm on my period rn and my mood is really erratic right now so please move". And I preached to her , "Don't worry Sweetart I hit Jenna while she on her period, nothing stops mah toolz yo🥴"
Bruno: Erratic what that mean? Nothing stops the toolz man.👊🏽🥴
Linus: Dunno. Yuh, hehe..nothang👊🏽😎
Bruno: Apparently Erratic means a sign of the tripping 👊🏽🥴
Linus: aye👊🏽😎, tell um.
Bruno: yuh, but how you sick tho?
Linus: When nigga hit her with the next line she...she say..."just leave my life...
Brother!" 😩😭
Bruno: Ahhh😭😭, my nigga was bro-zoned!!
Linus: nigga, hearing the word gives me a heart attack rn... erratically.😬
Bruno: Aye, *calls up an ambulance* Aye, I need an ambulance.. my nigga just got bro... is you a lady on the phone tho? You be so hot, apparently I wanna bring you the juice.😎
Linus: Aye man, it's a lady there? What she sound like tho?
Bruno: Aye nigga we gotta get to the hospital and check... Apparently.😎
Linus: *gets up* yuh, swish swish bruh!😎
BINABASA MO ANG
𝙏𝙧𝙞𝙥𝙥𝙮.
AdventureTwo guys move through one world. With all care for words. The social environment is a sea they sail, with happiness, colour and a predeliction for girls who're not pale. 🤙🏼 Read this and see their cruises therein. 🚤💙
