Bruno: Yoo Katrina, where's your brother?
Katrina: He's asleep, what happened?
Bruno: Tell him to get up, we gon stroll for fish! Hehe... ✊🏽😎
Katrina: *rolls eyes* Dog! Your friend's looking for you!
Bruno: Yuh bruh!
Katrina: *walks off* Dogs of a kennel..😒
Linus: *comes out and yawns* Hey bro, what's up?👊🏽😌
Bruno: Nice as July 4th man, you look happy asf tho..
Linus: Of course I am bruh, I got some sweet news for you yo😎
Bruno: For real? what's that?
Linus: Man got a job at the new club bruhh..one at the junction!✊🏽😩
Bruno: Hoely mother of panties!!✊🏽😩 That's not good news bro, that's heavenly news!👊🏽😎
Linus: Yuh, those chicks ain't gon see us comin' hehe...👊🏽🥴
|The next night|
Linus: Yo bruh, walk majestic with me as we go, I work here now remember 😎
Bruno: Aye the juice as we go yuh.😎
Linus: Damn, see that chick at the entrance bruhhh😦😧..
Bruno: The Ass, man, the Assss...😧😧😭
Linus: Man let's go shoot shots😎
Bruno: Yuh, apparently!😎
Linus: *approaches the thick lady about to enter the club* Eyy, ASSassin! I been looking at that ass, must be water cos kerosene don't shake like that, hehe..
Lady: Excuse me?
Bruno: Yuh, apparently you need the juice and we gon give it.. shaken together running over shit,hehe 😎
Linus: Aye, scripture shitt...👊🏽😌
Bruno: Scripture shitt...👊🏽😌
Bouncer #1: Step away from the entrance sirs, please.
Linus: Hey Bruno, bruh, this dude right here tryna Schwarzenegger me😏, bruh don't you know I'm Rambo on this shit, forget the muscles, I'mma scratch your ass on the floor and juice babes while I do... Call me Stallone yo😎
Bruno: And we got the Stallions, uh! 😎
Linus: Exactly bruh, Megan booty shit. 👊🏽😎
Bruno: Uh! 👊🏽😎
Bouncer #2: These guys no wan hear oh, e be like sey una wan create problem for yasef. 🤨
Linus: Don't you try trampling my rights nigga, that muscle don't do nothing on me rn. This is the day that the lord hath made and I shall shoot my shot in it!!✊🏽😤
Bruno: Hallelujah!🤚🏽😩 Preach mah nigguh, preach!
Linus: Yuh, ain't no Satan gon ruin my juice 😎, shorty here *faces the girl who's been standing watching the drama all this time* why don't we go down mah sheets...🥴
Bruno: Aye don't forget your boy!😎🥴
Linus: Yuh, 3some sheet Sweetart, hehe, we be in them designe..
*He feels a heavy impact on his face*
**Blackout**
Linus: *opens his eyes and squints* Whaa.. how did the night become day? and why my bed be so hard.. *turns his head and sights Bruno* Bruh! Bruh! Aargh.. *holds his head*
Bruno: *opens his eyes* where I be man? Where we be? 😪
Linus: Dunno man, all I remember was shootin shots at that hot chick and then..
Bruno: Yuh, that ASSet!👊🏽😎
Linus: Yuh,bruh!👊🏽😎. And then some truck landed on my face.
Bruno: Nah man, it was that guy, he punched you, aye he punched you hard!😂 Your face be looking like overused tissue paper 😂
Linus: You talking?🤨 Man look at yours... looking like a squeezed panties.
Bruno: Eyy, eyy, that's enough alright, he knocked me tf out too.😒
Linus: Uh huh😒. Ohh now I see it, we lying in front of the club right now.😮😌
Bruno: Yuh, didn't go for your job tho...
Linus: Nigga I was hired to be the manager! Those boys gon pay😎
Bruno: Manager? When?😦
Linus: Dunno bruh, just came to my mind yesterday morning 😎, saw it in my dreams ✌🏼😌
Bruno: Man... that sounds retarded.😕
Linus: Huh? Nigga, you hate on a young boy dreamzz?😧 You a dream hater?!😧😧
Bruno: Nah bruh, I mean the fact you didn't tell these dumb bouncers yesterday, ain't dream hatin'. They say follow your dreams nigguh! ✌🏼😎
Linus: Yuh, to the stars and the milky tits.✊🏽😎
Bruno: Nah bruh, I think it's the "milky babe" 😌
Linus: Anyone bruh, anyone, we rich asf rn tho. 😍
Bruno: You say that again. 😍
Linus: let's go grab some breakfast bruh we return to rock this club to the foundations tonight! 😎
Bruno: Yuh, Caterpillar shit zoom! 😎
*They get up and start walking home*
Linus: She shaking that juice I sayy..🎶😩
Bruno: Zoom zoom zoom! 🎶 😎
Linus: I shoot my shots and she be..🎶
Bruno: Coming soon!🎶😩
Linus: We in my room she no wan gimme head, I go..🎶😩
Bruno: Zoom zoom zoom ✊🏽😎. Aye bruh your head bleeding..
Linus: Aye thanks bruh. Bleeding, dripping like squirt squirt, wap wap.😎
Bruno: Y'know thiss. ✊🏽😩
Linus: Aye bruh, check that girl out... saw her in my dreams too😮. Aye Sweetart, you the last orange in the market? cos I be thirsty...
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Nope, I have no words. Just keep flipping forward. 🤦🏽♂️😂
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AdventureTwo guys move through one world. With all care for words. The social environment is a sea they sail, with happiness, colour and a predeliction for girls who're not pale. 🤙🏼 Read this and see their cruises therein. 🚤💙
