"Aye! Aye! Neighbarr... " a familiar voice comes from the direction of an apartment.
Joshua: Hey, Bruno... Linus, you're here too. How're you guys na?
Bruno and Linus: We good,we good.
Joshua: Okay na, una hear wetin dey happen around shey.
Bruno: Yeah the protests and shii... hehe... I done gone for some protests. You should see the girls there yo... hotkekss.👊🏽🥴
Linus: Fo real, I done hit one with super lines there. She done slapped me when I put her in the spirit! I like my women aggressive eyy.😎
Joshua: *sigh* I'm talking about the protest gan-gan. Una hear wetin Bubu talk yesterday right?
Bruno: Ey, the ol' Pres? No tho, what he say tho?
Linus: Man you done seen his daughters? Damn I be sure to have em round me, hot hot!🥴
Bruno: Eyy, nigga you got the sights! 😩 They be something else.🥴
Joshua: *rolls eyes* As I was saying,he said alot, I couldn't even hear him well but I remember hearing about discontinuing protests.
Linus: Man wtf! With those fine girls around there?! No wayy.😤
Bruno: Man that's shit, ain't nobody leaving those beautiful sexy fishes to protest on their own!🤨
Linus: For real! I know I ain't, first I was stopped from dressing swanky swank ey cos of them SARS cops 🙄, and now the chicks? man they want me to pounce like a wild cat?!
Bruno: Cat?... Man,I believe the word is pussy. 🤤
Linus: Hehe, ey yo... Pussy, wild pussy.😍 (In pokemon theme song rhythm)
Bruno: Gotta get em all. (In the same tune)
Joshua: *who has been facepalming all this time* Una no know pass this one ni. Y'all better stay safe, stay inside.
Bruno: Nah neighbor! Not with them wild chicks out theree. ✊🏽😤 We going wild wild mann.
Linus: Eyy, Girl you make me wildd, me willdd, me waahhldd. ✊🏽😤
Joshua: *rolls eyes* that's not a protest song man.🙄
Bruno: nigga we ain't goin' protesting for protesting. We sure af we still gon get what we want from this country so we out for them chicksss yo.✊🏽😎 And the song gon be attractin the chicks hehe.
Linus: Aye aye, tell em.👊🏽😎
Joshua: Sha hope everything goes well with the shooting and burning tho.
Bruno: *deadpan* Shooting?!😳
Linus: Shooting shots tho.👊🏽😎
Bruno: Yeah bruh, burning pussies.👊🏽😎
Joshua: Argh, I mean real shootings and people dying!
Bruno: Ikr, they be dying from all the legendary shots we be shootin'.
Linus: Aye, we ain't shooting shots at no people tho, only the chicks and the girls. 😎
Bruno: Hehe.. and the babes, don't forget the babes. 👊🏽😍
Linus: Yuh! 👊🏽🥴
Joshua: *sigh and gets up obviously tired from the ongoing ordeal* I just pray we get out of this bondage in the country.
Bruno: Bondage? Yo Linus, man I feel some BDSM shit comin' out here.👊🏽😎
Linus: Yuh , what's her name Josh? Give us the whole thread yo.😎 We could give you some skills.
Joshua: Huh?... BDSM, her? I'm not talking about.. aarh 🤦🏽♂️
Bruno: Aye don't be shy man you could get some skills yo.😏
Joshua: *starts walking away* Skills? If skills were water you'd never get wet.
Bruno: Yeah my man. Wet.. git her wet, WAP WAP✊🏽😎
Linus: Yo Bruno, this nigga underestimatin us, he means we don't got skills.
Bruno: Huh, we skilled as Jet Li bruhh, don't try us.😎
Linus: Yuh! 🥴 Yo Joshua! Heard your sis gettin married. Tell her not to forget to send us the honeymoon sex tapes yo!😎
Bruno: Eyy, Twilight Red moon stuff yo! 👊🏽😎
Linus: Yuh! 👊🏽😎
This Chapter is dedicated to every Nigerian youth and citizen who fought in the EndSARS movement. With intense dedication to those who lost their lives during the incident at the Lekki toll gate. WE STILL AND WILL ALWAYS STAN. ✊🏼❤️
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AdventureTwo guys move through one world. With all care for words. The social environment is a sea they sail, with happiness, colour and a predeliction for girls who're not pale. 🤙🏼 Read this and see their cruises therein. 🚤💙
