*Young bruh seen turning around and snoring on the bed*
The Creator (Emmypentecost): Yo, yo man. Wake up!
*Guy continues snoring*
The Creator: *clicks his fingers*
*Guy wakes up*
Guy: Hey who woke me from my sleep mode I was in the.. Aahh! You? The Man in the sky, the Creator... what tf you doing here man?😧
The Creator: Yes Linus, me. The usual of course, it's time for another episode of y'all -whats the word- lives.🤠 Git up!
Linus: Nigga..I mean Sir, why? Why erratic, I thought it's supposed to be on Tuesday.🤲🏽
The Creator: Well cos I say so, now.. *waves hand* Up you go off those cheeks!
Linus: *finds himself at Bruno's apartment* Damn man.. nigga can't get his sleep *Knocks on the door*
Bruno: *opens door* Yo bruhdi, wassup 👊🏽😎
Linus: I'm good man, just got woken up sometime ago.👊🏽🙂
Bruno: Shows on you man, hehe..but it's a new day! You slept man, boy here couldn't sleep, I just got a new neighbor she fine as hell, I been up all night fantasizin'.
Linus: Aye,aye..fo real?! Bless your nigga with the details.🤲🏽😯
Bruno: man she fine af... with the tits... oouh lord them tits, bouncy like a new baskitball🤲🏽... and the Ass! man that shit shaking like Buhari bathing cold water... man the eyes... the eyes so glossy... the lips be like... y'know that babe who acted as Storm and Catwoman too.
Linus: Man, Halle Berry? 🥺🤲🏽
Bruno: Yeah nigga she my Catwoman.🥺🤲🏽.
Linus: Lawdd😩
Bruno: Hehe.. Man I threw some lines at her but she busy af on the phone so I gon try sum real shots today.😎
Linus: Aye man. I'mma need to see to believe...my lil man dun awoken the second time already.😩🤲🏽
Bruno: Hehe...Super wakening mah nigguh👊🏽🥴. Aye, here's the best worst part, I been hearing super hot moans and yelping from there last night.Apparently she got the skillz mah bruh and she teaching it to a nigga.🥺
Linus: Nigga let's goo!! We gon turn it to a foursome hehe..👊🏽😎
Bruno: Yuh bruh.👊🏽😎
*They walk to the apartment and knock*
"Come in!"
Linus: Aight ma hottie, we moving in the toolz! 😎
*They enter and see some dope bruh on a sofa*
Linus: G- Goo- Good morning br,bro.
Guy: Hey... how are you doing?
Bruno: We fine. We just came to greet my new neighbor... bro.
Linus: Yeah... bro.
Guy: Sit then, sit! Sit, she'll be down soon, just bathing. So what're your names bros.
*They sit slowly*
Bruno: I'm Bruno.. he's
Linus: Linus..sir..bro..sir.
Guy: Lmao cool man it's alright. I'm Philly.
Bruno: Philly?! Man I've heard that name, heard it from the Man, yunno... the Creator.😯
Linus: yeah man 😬
Philly: *laughs* yeah I do. Came here to visit my girl.
Bruno: G- girl?
"Honey, who're those?"
Philly: oh here she comes. They say they're your neighbors hun, come see them.
Salma: Oh Hi, I'm Salma.
*They talk in low tunes but are still heard*
Linus: Nigga her name Salma, man, that yo celeb crush! 😬
Bruno: Yuh, Apparently it's a super coincidence.😬🥴
Salma: Oh.. I saw you yesterday. You were the one trying to woo me.😄
Bruno: Huh, me?😨🥵. *Looks at Philly* No... nah can't be... that's just...
Salma: No, I remember. You were like "I've got the juice, apparently I got the juice"😂 I still remember the words... "We should go dance on my bed, you on my rod baby girl🥴" 😂
Philly: Really? *Turns to them* You guys are sure funn-😄 -y?😐 Where are they?
**In Linus' compound**
Linus: Man, that was a short- *pant* escape, close one *pant* for real.
Bruno: I ran like Barry bro. *pant* Ain't no one wanna die by a boyfriend. *pant*
Linus: Exactly, so nigga don't take me to meet any new neighbors man, shit. I ain't planning for death bruh. Even tho she got ass hehe... 🥴
Bruno: Sorry man, me neither. Yuh that shit,hehe...
[The next day]
*Knocks on door*
Linus: *opens door* Yo..Bruno. Watsup man.👊🏽😎
Bruno: Good as a paid hoe mah man.👊🏽😎 And I got some good news too.
Linus: Aye, spill bro.😎
Bruno: Just got another neighbor across the street nigguh,cute as Tonto Dike before Bobrisky happened. Apparently we should go give her the juice.👊🏽😎
Linus: Swish swish bruh, count me in! 👊🏽😎
Bruno: Yuh! 👊🏽😎
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AdventureTwo guys move through one world. With all care for words. The social environment is a sea they sail, with happiness, colour and a predeliction for girls who're not pale. 🤙🏼 Read this and see their cruises therein. 🚤💙
