it started one fine Tuesday at 11:32 am, hunter was starving, as belos only fed him G-FUEL and hardtack, then a brilliant thought hit his brain like a missile to a tank
Hunter: "i am going to go to tim hortons"
as he exited his room, the watchful eye of kikimora
Kikimora: finally! ze golden guard has left his room after 2 days! i shall keel him and mount him on my wall! muahahahaha!
kikimora rushed to her 2001 honda civic and put it into high gear
as hunter was walking through the crosswalk, kiki SMASHED into him, little did she know, it was a decoy. The decoy BLEW UP as if it was something out of a Michael bay film, melting kikimoras flesh until she was nothing but a charred, twisted husk of corpse, the REAL hunter walked by and whistled, he had one the battle, and the war.
