Hi hi! Sorry for the lack of anything recently. @LebaneseCrusader wanted me to publish this on her behalf, so blame your trauma on her.
Y/N woke up in a cold room, shivering and sharting, It was a cold winters night in Hokkaido, the moons light reflecting off of pearl like flurries outside were the only thing making the void of night bearable.
"Enter"
Suddenly a large figure walked inEnterYou sent"Hello~"
Its Imperial Japan. His figure stands tall and dominating, his tan uniform making him seem like an old spirit that had risen from the dead. He'd come all the way from tokyo to comfort you, and held a warm bowl of miso soup in one hand.
"My ass hurts"
Y/N says softly while looking how his uniform pants is pulled down to his knees
"Say, that womb of yours looks rather empty. Mind if I fill it?~|Imperial Japan says flirtily
"Uhh..................sure?"Said Y/NHe looked into your E/C American eyes as your H/C hair looked like a messYour glasses felt weird on you*He approaches you, in an almost regal manner. Walking and propelling himself in a powerful yet dignified manner*
Y/N looks at him as he gives her the soup
Its warm, as if he made it fresh just for you.
Y/N drinks it and puts it down. "Arigato" Y/N says with a soft bow
"So uh...what now?" Y/N asks
*He sits on your bed, laying rather..suggestively*
*she lays down and looks around, seeing a large ass imperial japan flag on the wall*
Now dear reader let's time skip because writing a "goofy" scene is goofy.
*You're desperately putting on your bra and untying the ropes of bondage at the same time*
"Heh, Aite..~ don't escape~" you can hear a rather seductive tone in his voice
Y/N gives and sits on his lap, "okay now put your head here" he says and pats his chest, you put your head there. He kisses you gently on the forehead
Y/N blushes softly at this and they proceed to do the deed numerous times till she passes out
Y/N hears the distinctive sound of "over there" as you fall asleep
*Y/N sleeps patriotically uwu*Moments later the usa breaks in "DIE B*TCH" screamed the USA and threw his feces at imperial japanThe taco bell feces catch fire and kill Japan
Y/N was a bit disappointedEnd.
