I cried cutely into my pillow, mascara (that I never put on) running down my face. I couldn't believe what just had happened! Apparently, I wasn't good enough for him. He likes lampposts... and not me. I was torn.
"BEEP! BEEP!"
I glanced down at my phone. It was a message from Ashton. It read:
7:03 PM
[ ASHTON ]
Hey Y/n, I'm sorry about earlier. I promise you I would never cheat on you for a lamppost. I'm serious! You're literally the most decent person I've ever met, and I need you in my life. You also have pretty orbs, so... that beats lampposts by a bazillion points. Can we try again?
I stared at my phone for several seconds, deciding on what I should do. And then, it hit me. I texted Ashton back, the message reading:
Y/N:
I'm s-sorry, Ashton, but I can't do this anymore. We can't do this anymore.
Ashton:
Wait what :|
Y/N:
I.....
I t-think we should...
Ashton:
Go on another date?
You got it! <3
Y/N:
N-no! That's not what I meant
Ashton:
Engagement Party?
Even better!
Y/N:
...
Ashton:
Your not implying you want to throw away everything we've had together
and break up right? That would be kinda suss tbh
Y/N:
... I think its for the best Ashton
Ashton:
Haha, funny joke
Y/N:
But it's not a joke!
Ashton:
Haha, thats totally funny! In fact
jokes on you
I DO have a gf lololol
Y/N:
W-what?!
Ashton:
Jk! Chillax.
If Im being honest i never rlly liked u
I mean I do but I dont
Imma fine someone whose better for me-- someone
who actually deserves me
LOL
Y/N:
I-- but-- Why?
Ashton:
I dunno, Im pretty bored
So might as well scope out some hot lampposts while im
at it
Y/N:
I--
Ashton:
I meant chics. I also call them ducklings sometimes
Ducks are really cute, arent they? :)
I turned off my phone.
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