THIS PUSSY IS FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (Y/N X EDGEWORTH)

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After getting plowed through the sheets by my little ol edgy and being released from house arrest, I have recently taken up arson ass a hobby. Finally after burnin 60% of my home town and 100% of my belongings, Im caught by the popo. With nothing to do my only options were rot in jail or call  the man who made my ass into a pussy. Edgeworth eventually gets me the NOT GUILTY!!!!! and requests payment. I burnt all my money... so what do I pay him with?

"Well Y/n... Pay up" Edgy says looking down on me. "Oh i dont have any money edgy wedgy oh woah owo" y/n says blinking her sexy sexy long mink lashes.... "Then how ever will you pay me y/n" Edgeworth gets increasingly closer....... putting his fat sexy ripped arm on your shoulder.. "Well.... i dont know edgy wedgy.... what do you think?" Edgeworth swipes you up on your feet, super sonic racing over to his castle in germany. He throws you on the bed. He gives you an hour long lecture about how to liquidate your assets. "... and thats why i love finance.." Youre falling asleep... you ask him a simple question "can i just diddle your weenie?" Edgeworth steps back with a gasp... "my my y/n you were not thinking the same thing i was!!!.... yeah that works too" 

I rip off his clothes and reveal his juicy fat luxurious scrumptious avant garde veiny wiggly quivering gargantuan dripping musty cock. "Y/n !! you are so bold!!! i like bold women" idk why he was talking about fonts BUT he turned me around and slapped my phat ass. "Youre so pointy y/n!!" i blush turning red.. "thank you..... im in my ps1 hagrid cosplay!" i started whipping off my clothes including my beard. Edgy stops me and says "wait.... thine beard! sexy! sexy!" his vocabulary turned into one a 3 year old would have as i slowly put my beard back on... i say "youre a wizard harry" before putting on my buzz lightyear crocks. "HOW DID YOU KNOW I LOVE TOYSTORY???!?!?!?!??!" edgeworth says, finally slamming his spear all the way home.

i moan "OAHGHHGHHGHGHGHGWRJSFJRFJIRFWEOIJDJWIEDIOQOIJWIJOI1111I2O2I909" and begin having an aneurysm. "ogh yar ugh mmmm yah rghhhhmmm arrr matey" edgeworth repeats over and over, plowing my field like its sunday morning and cabbages are in season. "POLLY WANT A CRACKER, SQUAAAAK!!!" i feel his sausage lengthening inside of me, pistoning inside of me like i am cracked cement and he is a jackhammer. "nya desu!" my inner cat starts transforming outside of me. i look like 12 y old girl who just found tumblr. "NYAAAAAA~~~~~~" i say with an italian accent, "IM.... IM GONNA COOM!!!!!"

"YOU KNOW I LIKE MARIO MATEY!! ARRRR HARRRRR HARR" edgeworth gets faster and faster until i squirt my mommy juices. "delicioso yum en mi barriga!" miles says after licking my juices. "ítan aftó to nóstimo nóstimo stin koiliá sas?" i am dumbfounded as to what he just said, "si...?" i say back. i feel his slime fill me up as he exclaims "eto bylo tak Gucci na moyem zapyast'ye, moy bratan!!!" 

After a fun filled night of full on sex with miles edgeworth, i get up before i feel him tugging at my wrist, "AUGHHHHHRHRHRGJGHKKGDNNSAJAJAJAHAAA????" miles says.

"oh yeah i feel you edgypoo" i say, crawling back into bed. he starts making smoke alarm noises. i am at peace before i fall asleep hearing... 

"BEEEEE