bob duncan can touch my PRNDL ;) bob duncan and mr moseby fanfic

hooligans

mr mosebys pov

hai its ur boi mr moseby!!! im a competativ dancr n i evin beet maddee frum danc momz n the shandeleer n elastick hart vids!!! :D wash ma fergalishious danc movez in da vid provited

i werk @ a hotell n its called da tiptin. i h8 evry1 there all hooligans!

we hav 2 blond twinz zac (rlly stoopit n thinx he da sh!t) n codee (rlly smrt n dresses lyk steve frum blews clews) n thay both run in mi lobbee! it getz me SO MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

we alsoh hav londin n she is also stoopit af butt even stoopiter then zac. shee askt mi how 2 speel "oranj" n shees sevinteen! wht the fuck! n alsow shee ritch af n her datty owns da hotell witch is a shaim becaws i woodve totes go edward cullen on her teehee!

dere is a gurl named maddee n shes rlly da onlee kewl 1 heer eggsept shee a smarta$$ n wen she gives mi correrections wen i say stuf it makes mi reely sad :(

zac n codees mommi maks me rlly wet. her name is caree n shee pritty butt shee sownds lyk a dyin hourse wen shee singz, n shees a singar!

wee alsoh hav esteban julio ricardo montoya de la rosa ramirez n hees reely annoyin n hee da bell boi. deres alsow da engineerer arwin hoo writes smut abowt caree n haz a tumbler blog 4 her! i hav a tumbler blog too butt its 4 ma kingz nash n hayez <3<3<3<3<3<3<3

4 bois walk up 2 mee @ mi desk. 1 iz veree blond n tall, 1 looks asian butt haz a blond streek in hiz hare, 1 haz reely long curlee hare n is wearin a bandana n 1 haz silva hare??????? wtf??????? how doz hee hav silva hare das genetecally impossable?????????????????

"hai welcum 2 da tiptin how mai wee help yew?"

i ask.

"hai wee r fiv secondz of summa. im ass in urgent, das call em hood, das meth clitoris n das huke lemmons. wee r stayin overnite n u hav us booked 4 a gig."

da curlee 1 says.

"yee! esteban giv em da kees"

i say.

den zac and codee cum a long. dey r runnin in ma lobbee. NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"NO RUNNIN IN MA LOBBEE!"

i showt.

n den dey jump on da candee stand n shake dere booties wit dere boxers showin

"wow dat looks fun i wanna do dat!"

meth yells.

meth, call em, n ass in al jump on da candee stand n twerk wit zac n codee

"gawd i h8 dis band"

says huke.

ass in is rlly annoyin me rn he wont stahp laughin

"ok das it u al r in big booty troubl"

i say.

i grab eech of dem bi dere underware n i tak dem 2 dere hotell room. huke stays dere. gawddawm it now i hav 2 teech FIV hooligans how 2 b as swishy swaggity as marion moseby 8)

bobs pov

i wak in2 da tiptin, skratch mi a$$, butt i dont c da luv of mi lyfe dat i came in here 4. i c my former bandmate, huke lemmons.

I DONT KNOW WHY YOU GUYS ARE READING THIS BC ITS STUPID AF BUT THANKS FOR READING IT ILY ALL SM