Why Me? (Undertale x Reader (Post-pacifist timeline))

The day your life was ruined forever (part 2)

(Your POV)

By the time school is over you're gasping for breath from staying away from Chara. Where the hell did she get those knives?? I wonder to myself as I turn to walk home.

I'd better get out of here before Chara- And as if on cue. I run into Chara again.

"Oh... hey Y/N," She says. I look around for Frisk. She's nowhere to be seen. Chara gives me the creepiest smile I've ever seen and takes out a knife. I turn to run but she grabs me and pulls me back. "Wait!" I yell, "I take it back, I take it back!! You're a beautiful, beautiful girl!" I beg. Chara doesn't care.

I lived a good life... I think as Chara holds the knife to my throat. Actually no. I lived a shit life but it's gonna be over soon anyway. I close my eyes. Suddenly I feel Chara's grip fade. Oh... I must be dead... strange... There was no pain... I stay still for a while. Then I feel someone poke me.

"Hey kid," someone said

"Don't you know how to greet a new pal?" I suddenly realize something. Wait, I'm not dead? Damnit...

"Turn around and shake my hand,"  I do as the person says. Only to learn that it's not a person, but a skeleton in a blue hoodie. I'm about to shake his hand when I see a whoopee cushion in his hand.

"Look, I know I'm dumb, but I'm not that dumb!" I point to the cushion,  kinda offended that the skeleton thought I would fall for that trick.

"Welp," He shrugs, "Anyway, I'm Sans, Sans the Skeleton," He said.

I look around, "Where did Chara go?" I ask,

"Oh yeah," Sans smirked, "Frisk called me and said Chara was on a rampage, so I teleported her back," He explained.

I sighed in relief. "Thank you... I'm forever in your debt!" I give Sans a short bow.

"No problem, but hey... She really had a huge bone to pick with you, what did you do?" he asked

"I thought she was a boy," I admitted, ignoring Sans's pun. Sans lets out a little laugh.

"Sounds like you had a rough day, but don't worry, it's gonna tibia ok!" He jokes.

Bruh... really? I don't reply.

"What's wrong? Don't find my jokes... humerus?" He laughs

"I'm losing brain cells..." I whisper. "I'll get going..." I sigh. Suddenly my stomach grumbles furiously. Oh right... I didn't have lunch... come to think of it... I didn't have breakfast either... I realized.

"Hehe, Don't worry kid, I got you." Sans punts his hand on my shoulder. I hear a ticking sound and suddenly, I'm at that famous monster restaurant... Grillbyz. 

"What the fuc-"

"Hey, Grillby! Can we get two orders?" Sans asks. Grillby raises an eyebrow at Sans, 

"And this time you'll pay your tab right?" The fiery man asks.

"Don't worry! the tab will be paid!" The skeleton smiles. Although I don't appreciate getting teleported here without warning, nor do I appreciate the constant puns Sans continues to tell. But I'll admit, the food is good.

Before I realize it, I'm done. I smile, satisfied. "Alright, I'm done, thanks for the meal Sa-" I look over and realize Sans isn't there. Did he... teleport away... I gulp as I feel Grillby's gaze.

"Look, i-it isn't even my tab!" I try to reason.

"Someone has to pay, Sans never said he was going to," He says.