Middle Earth Short Stories and Poems

Hey Hey We're the Hobbits

Here we come, riding down the street

We get the funniest looks from everyone we meet

Hey, hey we're the Hobbits,

And people say we're fooling around

But we're too busy eating

To come up with a witty rebound

Here I go on an adventure,

To a land far out East

To help some dwarves get their home back

From a greedy beast.

To get there we must go

Through an Elvish city so fair

Cold dark caves and treacherous woods

And staying the night with a giant bear.

Hey, hey I'm the Hobbit,

And people say I'm fooling around

But I'm too busy thieving

To come up with a witty rebound.

I've inherited his treasure

Including this magic gold ring

But Gandalf comes and tells me

It's a very dangerous thing.

So here I go on my adventure

To get it out of the Shire

And head out East to

Throw it in a mountain of fire.

Hey, hey we're the Hobbits,

And people say we're fooling around

But we're too busy eating

To come up with a witty rebound.

I was caught eavesdropping

On Gandalf and Frodo talking

About the Shire in danger

From Bilbo's magic, golden ring.

So off I go on this adventure

With my brother and dearest friend

For whom I'd do anything

Even going to the bitter end.

Hey, hey we're the Hobbits,

And people say we're fooling around

But we're too busy eating

To come up with a witty rebound.

I figured Frodo was leaving

When we saw that Black Rider

So I decided to help him

Get to Bree where we met Strider.

So I will go on this adventure

Getting captured and befriending trees

Serving the King of Rohan

And bringing the Nazgul to his knees.

Hey, hey we're the Hobbits,

And people say we're fooling around

But we're too busy eating

To come up with a witty rebound.

I was hanging out with Merry

Pulling another one of our stunts

When we learned Frodo was in danger

From a Rider on the hunt.

So let's go on this adventure

Foolish decisions and narrow escapes

Becoming a guard of Gondor

To save our lovely landscapes.

Hey, hey we're the Hobbits,

And people say we're fooling around

But we're too busy eating

To come up with a witty rebound.

So now it's done and the war is over

The Ring was destroyed in the mountain of fire

Time for a grand celebration

And return home to the Shire.

Yet for me, the wounds run too deep

And the Ring nearly destroyed my mind

I'll go with the Elves across the sea

And leave the Shire behind.

So here at the shores we say farewell

Never again will you feel the Shire's soft grass

But we hope we'll meet again

When the world has turned to silver glass.

Hey, hey we're the Hobbits,

And people say we're fooling around

But we're too busy smiling

To hide that we're feeling down.

Hey, hey we're the Hobbits,

And we just saved Middle-Earth

We're hailed as great heroes

But we just want to relax by the hearth.