childe slander is best slander

2.5K 69 207
                                    


venti: @ everyone

xinagling: huh?

kazuha: greetings

scaramouche: hey kazuha

kazuha: hii

childe: ew gay ppl 🤢 👎

scaramouche: shut the fuck up carrot head.

childe: :(

hu tao: HELLOOO

yanfei: goodbyeee

yanfei is offline

hu tao: :(

scaramouche: HAHAHAHA

kazuha: scaramouche.

scaramouche: sorry

venti: @ EVERYONE!!!! I HAVE A GREAT IDEA!

xingqiu: WHAT IS IT?

bennett: i don't think i want too know....

scaramouche: if you think it's a good idea it's probably something horrible.

venti: oh come on! it's not tooo bad trust me!!!

kazuha: i would like too hear what you have too say, venti.

scaramouche: what he said

childe: s- i-m-p.

scaramouche: k-y-s.

childe: 🙁

scaramouche: 😄

xiangling: something about that smile terrifies me....

venti: ASSS i was sayyyingggggg!

venti: let's do a cooking competition!!!

Zhongli: This isn't as bad as i expected it would be. How would it work, then, venti?

venti: it's simple!

venti: a bunch of us cook something up while the rest of us taste it!

venti: anyone who isn't into that doesn't have too cook and can just be one of the judges!

kazuha: what shall the prize be, then?

amber: can you cook, kazuha?

amber: not in a rude way! i'm just a little curious!

kazuha: i can cook relatively well, but i wouldn't say it's the best.

scaramouche: he's lying. i've tasted his food. it's good.

venti: male wife kazuha confirmed.

scaramouche: 😐

kazuha: male wife?

scaramouche: please don't ask them that.

hu tao: SCARAMOUCHE SAYING PLEASE HDGFG

scaramouche: everyone on this group chat sucks

childe: sucks on deez nutz

scaramouche:

childe:HEYSFFH

lunime:BAHSHFB

aether: BAHSHFB

venti:WHA

scaramouche: this is why you've only ever been friend zoned.

childe: says you! aren't you still single as well

scaramouche: no i have a boy friend

childe: kinda gay ngl

genshin chat fic Waar verhalen tot leven komen. Ontdek het nu