genshin chat fic

this chat fic is so gay barfs

keqing: who won the cooking contest anyways i forgor

scaramouche: ur mum

kazuha: i'll let this one slide, that was really funny dear

scaramouche: #%$¥

scaramouche: I

scaramouche: i think

childe: HELP

scaramouche is offline

kazuha:

kazuha: I THINK HE DIED WHAT #%?

hu tao: nooo MY BURIAL partner!

hu tao: then i'd like too introduce my new and improved coffins!

hu tao: they come in all shapes and sizes, ranged from small, medium, large, grand, and supreme!

hu tai: just the low low price of 1000 mora!

kazuha: oh, never mind he's okay

hu tao: dang it!

yanfei: hu tao...

kazuha: he simply fainted thankfully.

kazuha: i'm going too make him rest be right back

childe: you're all going too hell

kazuha: as scaramouche says, shut the fuck up stupid ginger.

hu tao: AHAHAHAHAHA

childe: WHAT

chongyun: i

scaramouche is online

scaramouche: good job bae ♥️♥️♥️

kazuha: for you ♥️♥️

childe: homosexuality is a sin

scaramouche: can you shut up

kazuha: i agree to be honest

xiao: where is albedo

kazuha: i think he's in the cafeteria, i saw him there earlier.

xingqiu: ah yes

xingqiu: he asked me a bit about your date with him earlier so i helped him out

scaramouche: is that why he had that fancy ass outfit

xingqiu: 🤐

scaramouche:...

xiao: thank you for the help.

xiao is offline

chikde: i'm so sick of these gay ppl up in my notifications get OUT

scaramouche: oh my fucking gosh i will beat the ever living shit out of you till you're black and blue if you don't zip it

childe: ouch

childe: ZHONGLI HES BEING MEAN TOO MEEEEEEE

scaramouche: yeah ok.

kazuha: not going to lie this is quite entertaining

scaramouche: so true kiss me

kazuha: sure

keqing: DMS EXIST

scaramouche: omg kazuha you're so hot and cool and hot and cool i love you sm

kazuha: i love you too scara

mona: PLEASE STOP I DONT WABT GOO SEE MY OWN BROYHER FLIRTUNH WITH SOM GUY

scaramouche: lol

mona: i hate you