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kazuha: if i'm being honest i despise this chat

venti: WHAT

hu tao: kazuha has finally snapped (real not fake) (police was called) (coffins are 40% off for any casualties)

venti: that hurt

venti: i have blamed and will always blame this shit on YOU. @ scaramouche

scaramouche is online

scaramouche: i actually didn't do anything this time

venti: HOW.

scaramouche: idk

scaramouche: just ask him what's wrong or something

scaramouche: not my problem

scaramouche: i guess

venti: WHY DO YOU HATE IT HERE

keqing: who wouldn't

rosaria: you're alive?

keqing: says you

rosaria:...

kazuha: it's because you guys won't shut the fuck up

yanfei: oh

xingqiu: why are people who barely show up in chat so active right now

Baal: it's because the author ran out of ideas so they decided "why not write random characters that have barely spoken so far just say random words".

xiangling: what

baal: what

scaramouche: i thought you left.

scaramouche: fuck off

baal: :(

baal is offline

kazuha: this is what i mean, stop talking in chat so much.

venti: mute the chat

kazuha: i fucking cant you're the one who removed that feature twinker bell

venti: WHAT

scaramouche: haha twinker bell go dance on a leaf

venti:...

gorou: kazuha calm down it's not that deep

kazuha: zip your mouth gorou idc about your dumb opinions dumb golden retriever ass

scaramouche: chill out kazuha

kazuha: ok

venti: THATS ALL YOU HAD TO SAY.

scaramouche: yeah

scaramouche: why

venti: YOU COULDVE SAID THAT BEFORE HE COMPLETED BEAT ME UP VERBALLY

scaramouche: oh well.

scaramouche: that's your fault bozo. 

venti: what-fucking-ever.

venti: anyways.

venti: guys i need help on my science work

venti: pls someone help me

sucrose: i can help you if you need it venti!

venti: thank you sm sucrose you're a life saver

sucrose: don't worry about it venti

mona: boooo

mona: get away from my gf

venti: i don't like ur gf like that i'm gay

mona: yes but still she's 100% mine you'll corrupt her

mona: so i don't want you communicating with her

mona: or i'll eat your intestines

sucrose: oh well i guess i can't help you venti

venti: i'm scared

xiao: oh

venti: XIAO PROTECT ME PLS

xiao: since sucrose isn't allowed to help you with it

xiao: i can help

venti: THANK YOU XIAO ILY

venti: literally the best bff on this planet in your faces losers

xiao: :)

venti: :)))

mona: gay gay homo ew

venti has changed one user

get away from my gf: uh.

get away from my gf: this is why your crush doesn't like you

venti: no he does he just doesn't know it

get away from my gf: sure sure

xiao: oh? you have a crush venti?

venti: HEYYY XIAO :))))))))

xiao: heyyy venti

venti: you didn't see that!!!!!!

xiao: okay

venti: byeeeeee xiaooooo

xiao: byeeeeee ventiiiii

xiao is offline

get away from my gf: what the hell was that

venti: i love him

get away from my gf: yeah i can tell fucking stick

venti: y r u so mean to me

get away from my gf: ig it runs in the family

get away from my gf has changed one user

twink: how can you do that

twink: mona what the fuck

scaramouche: HAHAHA

scaramouche: deserved

twink: you're laughing as if you're any different

scaramouche: i will throw you down the stairs the next time i see you dumbass

twink: is that a threat

scaramouche: it's a promise

twink: oh no so scawie :((

scaramouche: yeah it will be

scaramouche is offline

twink: wait

twink: fuck

twink is offline

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