genshin chat fic

childe slander bla bla chongyun stuck in a tree bla bla the usual yknow

priv group dm
kazuha> lumine> aether

kazuha: hey guys remember how like something happened earlier

aether: what

lumine: what

lumine:...

aether:...

kazuha: let's worry bout that later

kazuha: but it's ok now so not to worry.

aether: is that all

kazuha: yeah

kazuha: but i think albedo and xiao broke up

aether: ...what

lumine: they were the like most stable couple in our group

kazuha: it actually turns out, they've been falling apart for a bit now

kazuha: i wouldn't have expected that from them

aether: i wonder what happened to make them like that

kazuha: anyways, i have to go speak to scara

kazuha: see you

aether: bye

lumine: yeah bye

kazuha>scaramouche priv dms

kazuha
hey
scara
hello
???
where are you at
hello?
did you leave your phone
i need to tell you something

main chat

hu tao: you can get my AMAZING COFFINS for 50% off

hu tao: and you guys can even SHARE the coffin

hu tao: that's what twins do, right?

lumine: hu tao what the fuck

aether: oh my god.

kazuha is online

ayaka: oh hi kazuha 

kazuha: hey uhm. have any of you guys seen scara?

aether: idk ask diluc

aether: @ diluc

diluc is online

diluc: what do you want from me.

ayaka: be good and i'll give you thoma for the whole day for free

diluc: i am being good.

diluc: but what do you need.

kazuha: have you seen scaramouche

diluc: who?

kazuha: yknow

kazuha: short guy with blue hair and a bowl cut

kazuha: scary stare

diluc: oh, him.

diluc: he was being mean to some dudes who had bumped into him earlier in the hallways of the science building.

diluc: like, ten minutes ago.

kazuha: okay ty