An actual conversation between me and my friends with me adding some things here and there
Please enjoy while you wait for me to finish the next chapter :D
John: TAXATION IS THEFT
Sera: No doubt about that
Blyke: John is right
John: I am forced to pay social security
Remi: Without representation
Isen: NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION
Blyke: stfu Isen
Isen: 😔
John: I am forced to pay social security that other people use when it belongs to me….. HOW IS THAT NOT THEFT
Blyke: f*ck taxes
Sera: ^^
John: This whole government is one big problem
Remi: You aren't wrong there
Sera: By the time we're old enough to get payments from social security there won't be any money left in social security
John: Exactly
Isen: ^^
John: That brings me back to my previous point…..how is taxation not theft?????
Arlo: Ew what's with all those question marks?
John: No one asked you Asslo
Remi: John! Name calling isn't very nice >:0
John: B*tch
Sera: John? What did we say about the name calling?
John:......
John: That I'll have a harder time getting people to like me if I continuously call them names 👉🏼👈🏼
Sera: Good boy
John: 😳😳
Sera: 💗💗
John: 🥰🥰
Remi: 🤨😲
Isen: 🤮🤮
John: 😃🔪
Isen: 😟🤐
Arlo: WILL YOU PEOPLE SHUT TF UP! IT'S 3AM ON A SCHOOL NIGHT!
Isen: Well technically it's morning
Arlo: 🍴
Isen: I mean it technically is still dark outside hehe….pls don't kill meh
John: Taxation is theft
Blyke: back to the taxes I see
John: It's time for the Boogaloo
Blyke: I'm sorry what
Isen: Idk man
Remi: Seraphina please translate
Sera: Nah
John: How have you not heard of the Boogaloo
Isen: I just signed a form saying I can't associate with people wanting to overthrow the government that's how
Blyke: No
Arlo: Taxes
John: I never explicitly said I wanted to overthrow the government just their taxes….altho overthrowing the government would be nice as well-
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