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Halloween

Cos spooky season is around the corner I decided to put my two cents intowhat the states go as for Halloween

Oregon(because I'm me) he definitely goes as the unipiper he does not use the flaming bagpipes sadly but he definitely rides a unicycle around the house with a Darth Vader mask. Or he goes as a Laika studios character maybe a lumberjack

Washington goes as Bigfoot or like a lumberjack aswell

OREGON AND WASHINGTON WENT AS DIPPER AnD MABLE FROM GRAVITY FALLS ONE HALLOWEEN!!!!

California goes as rapunzel. But this is no store bought costume he definitely hand makes his costumes for months on end.

Texas goes as Flynn Ryder Cali made the costume and asked him if he would go with him and Texas said ya.

New York either steals Hawaii's costume idea and goes as a tourist, he goes as and obnoxious Broadway fan (he just steals California's clothes for that), or as the Rockefeller tree from last year.

Florida he's Florida so you never know what he'll go as but I have a feeling he's go as his own superhero (Floridaman obviously) and he also handcrafts his costumes for months on end

Louisiana he would prob go as A marvel or DC hero most likely Deadpool or kid flash (yes he dyed his hair red, no he doesn't know why the bathroom looks like a crime scene)

DC now dc is interesting because I believe that the government family (GOV,DC,and IDC) would go as the plastics and DC is surprisingly Karen Smith, his boyfriends convinced him to do it.

Gov is Gretchen Wieners (do I need a reason)

And IDC is Regina George the whole reason I have faith in them being the plastics, come on watch her intro episode and tell me she doesn't give off Regina vibes.

West Virginia goes as moth man

Nevada goes as Utah

And Utah goes as Nevada

North and south's just switch outfits

Ohio goes as Michagin and vise versa

We already know what Alaska and Hawaii go as but I could do my own ideas )not like I have any but still)

And honestly my brain decided to give up but will def do a part 2 but let's just say for now that any state I didn't mention went as Florida