[The Avengers have logged in]
[Loki has logged in]
Thor: IS THIS THE WALL OF THE MART!!???
Bruce: yes. Yes it is.
Steve: it's huge
[Walmart girl has joined the chatroom]
[Walmart girl has changed name to Peggy]
Peggy: Hi my name is Peggy! How may I help you today?
Steve: O.O
Tony: mind-blown
Natasha: .......
Steve: sh-h-e lo-o-ks just like Peggy...
Peggy: I'm sorry, Have we met before?
Steve: I-I-I
Natasha: Peggy, actually funny thing, my friend Steve here actually needed some help finding um...the toilet paper aisle! Would you be so kind to help him?
Peggy: why of course! Come with me Steve!
Steve: {jaw opens} o-o-k-kay
[Steve and Peggy have logged off]
Natasha: {sniffs} they look so beautiful together
Thor: [hums Mission Impossible theme song running all around Walmart looking suspiciously}
Clint: OOO I WANNA JOIN!!! {joins Thor and hums Mission Impsosible theme song}
Loki: {walks up to employee and talks in a official voice} CODE 3 IN THE KITCHENWARE AISLE
{employee starts freaking out while Loki is just watching her reaction}
Loki: >:)
[Annoucer Lady has joined the chatroom]
Annoucer Lady:{speaks through the speakers} I need somebody to help in aisle 5.
Tony: {gasps} {falls to the ground in a fetale positions and starts crying and wailing} OH MY GAWD!!! SHEILA, IT'S THE VOICES AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Natasha: I am surronded by idiots
Bruce: {walks into dressing room and waits for awhile} HEY CAN SOMEBODY PASS ME SOME TOILET PAPER!?
Loki: what is this flat thin black screen thing attached to the wall?
Tony: that's a TV
Loki: what does this button do?
Bruce: LOKI!!! WAIT DON'T PUT THE VOLUME ALL THE WAY UP-
{all the other TV's shatter}
Loki: oopsy
Thor: HAVE YOU GUYS TRIED THIS DELICIOUS FOOD?! IT'S EXTREMELY DELICIOUS!!!
Natasha: Thor, that's dog food...
Thor: {lets food drowl out of mouth slowly}
Tony: ew
[Director Fury has logged in]
Director Fury: WHAT IN THE NAME OF UNCLE SAM IS GOING ON HERE????
Tony: It was Loki's fault!
Loki: why does everybody always have to blame me first!! :(
Director Fury: damn it smells funky in here!! what is that smell?!
Thor: HOW DO YOU GET RID OF THE STUFF INSIDE THIS BOWL??!!
Clint: {throws up}
Natasha: Did Thor really just use the toilets?!
Bruce: yes he did...
Loki: ugh Thor what did you eat?
Thor: {lifts up 45 cans of refired beans}
Tony: TOLD YA'LL THAT REFRIED BEANS GIVE YOU GAS!!!!!!!
Director Fury: It's time to go now. All of you gets your superheros butt to S.H.I.E.L.D or else
[Director Fury has logged off]
Tony: He just said "superhero butts"
Natasha: Tony, it's like you still act like a 5 year-old
Tony: I never really grew up I mean my dad never really loved me..
[Steve has turned off invisiblity]
Steve: but he loved me
- {Civil War starts} -
Clint: ooo burn!!!
Bruce: put some ice on that burnnn!!!!
Natasha: oh no he didn't!!
Loki: oh snap!
Thor: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!
Tony: O.O
Steve: {smirks}
Tony: meh, he's right
{Civil War cancelled}
Bruce: let's go, I'm tired
Natasha: good idea
[The Avengers have logged off]
[Loki has logged off]
Okay, I'm giving credit to the person who created the Civil War idea I used in this chatroom! Hope you enjoyed this! I know I haven't updated in awhile :( sorry :(
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