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Steve and Natasha

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Steve: ily my smoochie bear :*

Natasha: ily you too my big hunk of chocolate

Tony: what the [BLEEPP]

Clint: Natasha why are you calling Steve you big hunk of chocolate?

Natasha: oh I forgot to tell you. Were over.

Loki: whoop there it is.

Thor: {snaps fingers} oh no she didn't!

Bruce: didn't see that coming

Clint: WHHAATTT!!! WHAT YOU MEAN WERE OVER!!!!??? STEVE'S LIKE 70-YEARS OLD!!!!!!!!!!!

Steve: wow thanks -__- Natasha and I are dating now. She said she's not interested in birds that like Twinkies and are overly obsessed with the Hunger Games and all that mumbo-jumbo.

Clint: but-but- {sniffs} I thought you loved me? What happened to Clintasha forever? {sniffs}

Natasha: well that's over now. let's go honey bear.

Steve: right behind you

[Steve and Natasha have logged off]

Tony: Clint are you ok?

Clint: .............

Bruce: Clint?

Clint: I'm just going to eat 40 pints of ice cream and watch The Notebook.

[Clint has logged off]

Tony: I feel so bad for him.

Bruce: me too :/

Loki: I don't

Thor: POOR EYE OF THE HAWK

Tony: wait, did Clint just say he was going to watch The Notebook. I thought he was going to watch The Hunger Games and keep rewinding to the part where Peeta and Katniss kiss?

Loki: you mean Katpiss *ba-dum tiss*

Bruce: Loki just no. That was completely lame.

Loki: -____-

Bruce: Yeah your right. What happened to his Hunger Games DVD?!

Loki: O.O

Thor: BROTHER!!!!!

Tony: LOKI!!!! WHAT DID YOU DO!!

Loki: uh, about that, I accidentally burned it...

Tony: LOKI YOU LITTLE MOTHER [BLEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPP]

Bruce: Tony calm down. Breathe Tony. Deep breathes.

Tony: THIS AINT NO TIME FOR YOGA!!!! LOKI YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!!!!!

Loki: oh yeah, what you gonna do, put on your iron suit-

{starts chainsaw}

Loki: O.O

Bruce: Loki I suggest you RUNN!!!!

Loki: AHHHHHH!!! {runs}

Tony: YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CANT HIDE!!!!!!!

[Tony and Loki have logged off]

Thor: YAY BROTHER!!!! RUN LIKE THE WIND!!!!!

Bruce: Thor really?! I think it's been a very long hawkward day. Let's go.

[Bruce and Thor logged off]

[Natasha and Steve have turned off invisibility]

Natasha: We so got them B)

Steve: ha ur right!

Natasha: I feel bad now. About Clint...

Steve: yeah me too :/

Natasha: let's go see him.

Steve: good idea.

[Steve and Natasha have logged off]

Hope you enjoyed this :) I was in a writers block for this. Anywho, hope you enjoyed!