[The Avengers have logged on]
Tony: Today we have a special guest!
Natasha: really?
Bruce: are you sure?
Tony: yeah why are you all so suprised
Natasha: well I mean every time someone joins this chatroom, they just leave...
Clint: GUYS MY HAIR IS ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!
Thor: HIS HAIR IS ON FIRAHHH!!!!!
Bruce: OMG!!!!! GET WATER!!!!
[Director Fury has joined the chatroom]
[The Flash has joined the chatroom]
Director Fury: Your gonna love this team! We are completely normal-
Clint: MY HAIR IS ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Flash: O.O
Steve: GET TONYS VODKA!!!!!
Tony: NOOO!!!!
Clint: IM BALD!!!!!! GUYSSS!!!! {Bruce throws Vodka at Clint} uscubufuooovetching-
Director Fury: Oh this is completely normal
The Flash: uh actually I have this thing to go too
Director Fury: wait-
[The Flash has logged out]
Natasha: see.
Director Fury: Why does this happen single time
[Director Fury has logged out]
Tony: Anywho, can I tell you who my surprise guest is?
Bruce: Yes please.
[James Bond has joined the chatroom]
Clint: O.O
Steve: .....
Bruce:......
Thor:......
Natasha:.......
Loki: meh
James Bond: {takes sunglasses off professionally} names James Bond
Natasha: {starts hyperventilating}
Steve: Tasha are you okay?
James Bond: Hey gorgeous ;)
Natasha: {faints}
Clint: uh what just happened
James Bond: all the ladies pass out when they see me B)
Tony: You didn't know Clint?
Clint: know what???
Bruce: James Bond is Natasha's man crush
Clint: WHAT!!!???
Steve: she has posters and magazines and all the movies
Clint: O.O
Loki: that's just sad Clint, you really don't know Natasha that well
Thor: Who is this James of the Bond?
Natasha: JAMES BOND IS A SPY! THE MOST AWESOMEST SPY EVER! HE CAN DO ANYTHING AND CAN GO ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD! HE'S PERFECT!!
Tony: example one Clint
James Bond: Hey babe, why don't you come with me to my mansion in my in my private jet?
Natasha: YES!!! <3
Clint: But-but Natasha what about me?
Natasha: sorry Clint, but I must go with my new bae.
Clint:....
Loki: rejected
Natasha: Take me home James
[James and Natasha have logged out]
Loki: hawkward
Clint:....
Steve: poor Clint
Tony: NOOOOO MY SHIP HAS SUNK!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Bruce: Clint are you okay?
Clint: NO I AM NOT! I'm gonna go eat my feelings away with ice cream and watch The Titanic
[Jarvis has turned off invisibility]
Jarvis: R-E-J-E-C-T-E-D! YOU JUST GOT REJECTED!!
Tony: JARIVS!
Clint: I'm gonna go now...
[Clint has logged out]
Bruce: why Jarvis why?
Jarvis: Sorry, I just had too
Tony: meh he has a point
Loki: HIGH-FIVE JARVIS!
Jarvis: -__-
[Jarvis has logged out]
Thor: REJECTED!!!
Loki: -______-
[Loki has logged out]
Bruce: oookkkkkaaaaaaayyyyyy this has been a long day for all of us
Tony: yeah we should go check on Clint
[The Avengers have logged out]
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