Roommates (BBrae AU)

I'm Not Gonna Survive The Night Unscahed, Am I?

Raven

"Rae," Garfield says,

"I'm ignoring you," I deadpan,

"Rae,"

"Still ignoring you,"

"Raeeeee,"

"Nope,"

"RAEEEEEE!!!"

"WHAT?!"

"I'm bored,"

I sigh,

"Then do something,"

"Like what?" Gar asks, taking a seat beside me on the couch as I try to do some schoolwork,

"I don't know, Gar. It's not my problem," I roll my eyes,

"Yeah it is!" he whines,

"How do you figure?"

"We're roommates. We're basically one person,"

"No. We are not,"

Out of nowhere, I hear Victor's voice,

"Uhh, you basically are,"

"Um, what the fuck? Where's Victor?"

"Oops, did I not hang up yet?" Garfield says, pulling his phone from his pocket, promptly ending the call,

"Why were you on the phone with Victor?" I ask him,

"I was bored and called him but he was useless. Guess I forgot to hang up when I put my phone in my pocket,"

Idiot.

I get up from the couch to get a drink from the kitchen,

"Ooh, can you get me a drink?" Garfield asks,

I grab two sodas from the fridge and give him his as I sit back down on the couch,

"Soo, whatdya wanna do?" Gar asks, laying his head on my lap,

"I wanna finish my paper," I deadpan,

"Aww, come on, mama! Let's do something fun!"

"No. And don't call me that,"

"You heard Vic, we are basically the same person!"

"Why would he think that?" I put my laptop down on the coffee table, knowing I'm not gonna get any work done,

"Maybe because it's a given for roommates?"

"Or maybe because you guys are always together," Victor says again.

I've come to the conclusion thar Gar is extremely stupid. Yep, He's definitely guilty of only using two percent brain power,

"Well, of course we're always together, we're rucking roommates!" I exclaim, frustrated,

"Yeah, but when we're all together you two are like stuck to each other,"

"We are?" Gar asks,

"Yep!"

"No!"

Victor and I say at the same time,

"Sure you are, Rae. Remember when we all went to the movies? Raven, you were the first to get to our seating aisle but waited for Garfield before sitting down, just so you can sit next to him,"

I did?

"Ooh, I never knew you felt the need to be near me all the time, mama," Gar says, winking at me as Victor chuckles,