A whole bunch of shits with the Countryhumans let's goooo
Also, i miss writing dumb shits.
[ Water ]
America : Tea is just a flavored water. You can't change my mind.
UK *from the distance* : I smell a bloody bullshit and i want it to die.
|| BEEEEEPPPP ||
[ Car ]
Kidnapper: Get in the Car.
Canada: Why would i may i ask?
Kidnapper: Or that close relative of yours will die
Canada: Which relative?
Kidnapper: The one with a black sungl--
Canada *Already in the car*: Drive motherfucker.
|| BEEEEEEPPP ||
[ Love returned ]
America: Bro, Why does everytime i say 'I love you' to Russia he responded in a weird way?
Canada: How weird?
America: Watch.
Also America: Hey Russia! I love you!
Russia: I would fucking kill myself for you.
|| BEEEEEEPPP ||
[ Born ]
UN: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you all born AMAB or AFAB?
America: Bold of you to assume i was born at all.
Mexico: I personally was created in a lab.
Greenland: I just straight up spawned.
|| BEEEEEPPP ||
Australia: Why are you on the floor?
America: I'm depressed.
Australia:
America: Also i was stabbed, Can you get Russia, Please.
|| BEEEEEPPP ||
[ Confidence ]
Malaysia: Are you sure this is the Right Direction?
Indonesia: Certainly, I'm as sure as i am honest!
Philippines: In that case, We're Definitely lost.
|| BEEEEEEPP ||
Vatican: You have to apologize to China young one..
America: Fine. *Stares at China*
America: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.
|| BEEEEEEPPP ||
YOU ARE READING
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Randomhhhhhhhh- this Book is just A dump of my Drawings and To practice My Writing Skill so don't hope Much From Me- This book contains Some stuff that i randomly thought of at 3 Am- feel free to disappears from this book thingy ig
