chapter 1
pachelbel's canon- someone's getting married
marshals -> gather, usher, lead, guide
judith guess we don't like her
lucinda
rude-eth judith
um why is the "oh, aren't they cute throwing the rose petals?" in brackets?
lmao butt over boobs
crap on a cracker ew
not a concussion
again with the brackets maybe use italics
boob braining 🤭
lots of brackets again
okay so her father is at her mothers wedding
dilf much?
i know i'm supposed to find it all funny but i don't but i know other people will
"she has officially replaced me with a man named after a sausage" okay that's funny
raspberries
at least the stepsisters are getting along
chapter 2
"and the foyer has become a den of merry inebriation" i see it all
this whole chapter full of checklist is so perfect bc one she is drunk and two i see myself doing that exactly and three that's how weddings go
smile.
this whole wedding is reminding me of unhoneymooners, man that book is good
not the projectile wee
rob goh
oh i get it you like the bad boys
only 18?
chapter 3
"the boy is flakier than a croissant"
lol mags don't know ned the way you do umm sounds defensive to me sounds like a crush to me
that game sounds fun but mean
... umm... yeah... ummm............
okay she loves ned
"..." don't say her tho
he said it
yeah yeah blame it on tequila
chapter 4
i HATE textspeak l8r 🤮
at least everyone remembered her bday
honestly i would've left her on read too
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