Our last name is now Dallas (ON HOLD)

Youtube collabs and singing

(Play the YouTube video when the lyrics come!*its attached to the chapter*)
Emily's POV
My life has been very hectic so far after I got adopted by my dad
Ricky convinced me to make a YouTube channel and my first video is going to be with My dad and Connor.
We were doing Guess That Youtuber
Uncle Connor zoomed in on all the youtubers faces and my dad and I had to guess.
*start of video*
"Wait! We need buzzer noises!"I exclaimed
" Mine will be Waaaaaaaaaaa" dad said
"Mine will be SLAY, ya know, because I slayyyy bishes." I said with my hand on my hip. But it was quite uncomfortable because I was on a chair
*dramatic hair flip*
"Oh PUH-LEASE! I'm FAB-YOU-LOUS" dad said with the püma face
"Thanks for calling me fabulous btw.... You said FAB YOU LOUS SOOOOO HHHAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
I started to do this weird victory dance thing in my chair and I almost fell off... #oops?
"Okay! So let's get this video started before the camera dies because I'm pretty sure we wasted 30% of the battery while be were bickering." I said cutting off my dad while he was about to say a stupid remark.
"HELLOs BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE OF THE INTERNET! ITS ME!THE ONE AND ONLY EMILY DALLAS! FOR MY FIRST EVER VIDEO WITH MY POPS, CAMERON DALLAS BECAUSE I DONT DO THAT INTRO TO MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL VIDEO CRAP. SO LETS GET STARTED!"
" So today we will be doing a game called GUESS THAT YOUTUBER! So the rules are is that my sassy cat enthusiast fabulous uncle, Connor zooms on a place on a youtuber and the first one to ding and guess correctly gets a point. The loser of this game will have to jump into a freezing pool fully clothed and gets 6 eggs smashed on their heads." I explained to the camera
We stared and the first picture zoomed in at the eye.
"SLAY! It's Auntie Jenn! HA I KNOW YOUR FRIENDS MORE THAN YOU DADDY!" I boasted.
"I will win baby girl, just you wait." Dad said with confidence
~~~~~~~~~~skip to the end of the video~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"OKAY GUYS SO I WON! 9-1! You know what that means, I get to throw 6 eggs at dad and he jumps I got the pool fully clothed!"
*cue evil laugh*
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After that I went to the studio in the house in the floor above the floor my room was on which was the 5th.
I went onto the elevator and pressed the 6th floor button.
The whole floor was a studio/place or write songs/ a place to make music
I grabbed my ukulele mad went into one of the many recording station room thingies and recorded myself with my camera singing a corner of Rip Tides by Vance Joy
(Tbh my favorite song at the moment)
*play the song attached*
I was scared of dentists and the dark
I was scared of pretty girls and starting conversations
Oh, all my friends are turning green
You're the magician's assistant in their dream
Oh, and they come unstuck

Lady, running down to the riptide
Taken away to the dark side
I wanna be your left hand man
I love you when you're singing that song and
I got a lump in my throat 'cause
You're gonna sing the words wrong

Is this movie that I think you'll like
This guy decides to quit his job and heads to New York City
This cowboy's running from himself
And she's been living on the highest shelf

Oh, and they come unstuck

Lady, running down to the riptide
Taken away to the dark side
I wanna be your left hand man
I love you when you're singing that song and
I got a lump in my throat 'cause
You're gonna sing the words wrong

I just wanna, I just wanna know
If you're gonna, if you're gonna stay
I just gotta, I just gotta know
I can't have it, I can't have it any other way
I swear she's destined for the screen
Closest thing to Michelle Pfeiffer that you've ever seen, oh

Lady, running down to the riptide
Taken away to the dark side
I wanna be your left hand man
I love you when you're singing that song and
I got a lump in my throat 'cause
You're gonna sing the words wrong

Oh Lady, running down to the riptide
Taken away to the dark side
I wanna be your left hand man
I love you when you're singing that song and
I got a lump in my throat 'cause
You're gonna sing the words wrong

Oh lady, running down to the riptide
Taken away to the dark side
I wanna be your left hand man
I love you when you're singing that song and
I got a lump in my throat 'cause
You're gonna sing the words wrong
And I got a lump in my throat 'cause
You're gonna sing the words wrong
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I opened my eyes and saw aunt Andrea,Jenn,Bethany and Uncle JJ vlogging and taking videos of me singing
Here we go again......
As guessed, they posted it on social media and YouTube.....
Why can't I have normal aunts and uncles?
I question the normality in my family members and honestly, there on a scale of 0 to 100 on normality and they are literally on the zero.
The usual "normal" side to them is them screaming and embarrassing me in public and eating ice cream hanging upside down on the couch and their beds, which is pretty normal... Right?
They're pretty normal......no, wait, No they're not. Sometimes I feel like they belong on another planet where they're are wired aliens.
Well, that's how I spent my day.
Questioning the normality of my family members.
FAM, ILY!
I'm glad I have them as my family.
But my mood was changed when I realized that u have to go back to school tomorrow.
three words,
FUCK.MY.LIFE
I can skip still, I have permission and I get excused so I can be late or just skip school.
SO HA, IN YO FACE BITCHESSS
HA IM TIRED, GOODNIGHT,
*cue falling on the bed sound asleep*
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