So at my School we are aloud to have mints in class and Carry around water. Just can't have gum and eat stuff during class
I bought some gum before I went to school the next day.
Popped a Piece of gum into my mouth during study hall and started to chew aggressively because I LOVE da juicy fruit.
Anyways teacher yells across the room and says "Looks like you have detention after school mister!"
I turned and looked and said "What? I have a mint in my mouth!" She knew I was bullshitting her so she sent the Dean of students an email and now I have after school detention.
Know what the moral of this story is?
DONT LIE KIDS!
But anyway...... #Ranting
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The BIG Book of Rants
HumorThis book is basically talking about my funny rants in school, home and life in general. Sit back and laugh!
