Okay today is the day I haven't had been on a date in a long time. See I haven't been with anyone since my ex Chris. But you know I left that nigga I aint got time for the baby momma drama. So my friend Christina set me up with this nigga named Brandon . I hope everything goes well.
Brandon: Karate
Kaureche: its kaureche ( rolls eyes) hi your wandon right
Brandon: no its Brandon it aint hard
Oh hell no I know this nigga aint tryin to try me I aint the one. I should of never agreed to this date but here I am sitting in the car. I rolled my eye and looked out the window I hope this date go by fast
Brandon: so kaureche what you do
Kaureche: Im a model and an actress
Brandon: yeah I saw yo little flim with megan good. You looked good in that cat suit
Kaureche: ( annoyed laugh) oh thank you
Brandon: Ight we here come on
He got out the car and walked into the restaurant I just rolled my eyes. He aint nothing like a gentleman, ladies always have a man open your door because if he doesn't then don't open your legs. And in that order. When I looked up he brought me to a sushi place okay I like sushi this should be okay
Brandon: aye karate im over here
I just shook my head and walked over to the table he was at.
Waitress: Hi welcome can I get you anything to drink
Brandon: Umm can I get a bottle of your finest 40
Waitress: 40 ?
Brandon: yeah malt liquor you know what street niggas drink
Waitress: um we don't have that here
Brandon: ight man bring me a glass or water some lemons and some sugar
Waitress: some lemonade
Brandon: no glass of water some lemons and some sugar
Waitress: um okay and for the lady
Kaureche: can I have some shots of the hardest thing you got back there
Waitress: I understand. Um your alcohol coming up and sir your glass of water some lemons and some sugar will be right out
Brnadon: preciate it nigga
The waitiress walked away shaking her head I don't blame I pulled out my phone and texted Christina
How is it going - Christina
He just ordered some water lemons and some sugar- kae bae
Hahaha he cant be serious but give him a chance anybody better than your last - Christina
Whatever bitch lets go out for drinks after cuz im going to need it - kae bae
be at your house as soon as he pulls up - Christina
I closed my phone and turned my attention to brandon he was suckin on my bottom lip . ugh this nigga is digusting me
Brandon: so kaureche you a model right
I nodded
Brandon: you got this right
Kaureche: the bill?
Brandon: yeah see I aint get paid today but I still wanted to see you so I came
Kaureche: what do you do
Brandon: um I work in the fashion industry
Kaureche :where at
Brandon: wal mart I work in the junior section
Kaureche: wal mart ( arch eyebrow)
Waitress: okay here you guys go are you going ready to order something to eat
Kaureche : im good with this right here so we can just sped this along
Brandon: yall got some cheese fries
Waitress: excuse me
Brandon: cheese fries nigga do you speak English
Waitress: yes I do
Brandon: ight then get some fries pour some cheese on them and them motherfucka become cheese fries bring dat with some chicken. You know fried chicken right
Waitress: ill talk to the chef and see what he can do
I shook my head and took another shot this has been the worst date I have ever been on. I looked at my watch and it said seven thirty I don't know how long I can take this shit
Brandon: so you Asian right
Kaureche: excuse me
Brandon:I fucked a lot of girls but I never fucked an Asian bitch
Kaureche: Asian bitch?
Brandon: yeah you know from china and japan and shit
Kaureche: im Vietnamese-American ( throw napkin)
Brandon: Oh shit what the fuck is that
I shook my head and walked out of the restaurant I rather have my vibrator than deal with stupid ass niggas like that. I got a cab and went home. When I got to my bed I fell on my bed. Thank god this date was over.
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