The wood

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~becks pov~

"Hey guys" I said
"Hey" she said
"HIIII" cat said loudly
"So apparently there is gonna be this new reality tv show called the wood and they want students from here to be on it" I said
"Are you gonna do it?" Jade asked
"I don't know it's not really my thing will you" I replied
"Maybe"
"What about you cat"
"One time my brother tried to be on a tv show but they turned him down because he had to many problems" cat said
"So jade do you think we should audition" I said trying back to jade
"Yeah sure whatever"
"Okay auditions are gonna be held in the black box theatre after school

~jades pov~

I was waiting for my turn to audition for the wood I wasn't listening to everyone else's audition because I don't care about them.

It was Tori's turn next she seemed nervous not that I cared.
"What was the worst thing you've ever done" the producer asked her
"Umm probably when I squirted hot cheese all over my friend and her boyfriend who was my ex boyfriend then I kissed him right in front of her which I felt really bad about then it was okay because she punched me right in the face" she replied, so cat did break her nose.

Next was André.
"Tell us something you love"
"Easy music"
"And something you hate"
"Brussel sprouts"
"What if there was a really great song about Brussel sprouts"
"I would probably I but if may I go to the bathroom"

Then was Trina she was talking about some stupid story about her and a pony.

After her was beck so I started to pay more attention.
"So then I realised acting it's really about not acting it's about the emotion coming out from inside you"
"Are you dating anyone" was she serious?
"Katie" the producer said, so her name is Katie well she's gonna die
"I just think we should know if he has a girlfriend, do you?"
"Yeah I do"
"Dang it!" Does she want to die?

Next was Robbie but the immediately said no.

I was next.
"Okay jade what do you hate"
We are gonna be here a long time.
"Tuna fish, flowers, giggling, the word panities, cilantro, rainbows, ducks man I hate ducks, cramps, string cheese, clocks, wet doorknobs, bras that hook in the front, the colour yellow, carpeting........" it took me a very long time to finish but I was interrupted by beck before I finished.
"Jade maybe you should stop or otherwise we are gonna be here all day" he said
"Well they asked for it!" I exclaimed
"Okay okay I'm sorry but we are gonna be here for a long time you hate pretty much everything" he pointed out
"Not my fault people and everything annoy me" I argued
"Okay I'm sorry"
"Can you get me some coffee"
"Magic word"
"Please" I said and rolled my eyes, he gave me a look to say no. Ugh. "Lotion"
"Yep"
"Why do you always do this"
"I'll go get your coffee but if you want it hot you better hurry up" he said and then pecked my cheek and left.

I did a few more but I wanted coffee so I quickly finished up and went to find beck.

~the next day jades pov~

We were eating our lunch with Trina for some reason. Why does she have to sit with us she's annoying.

Lane and the producer came up to us.
"Hey you guys kyle has some cool news for you" Lane said excitedly
"Tori Vega, beck Oliver, jade west and Andre Harris congratulations y'all are gonna be featured on the wood" he said
"And what about me?" Trina questioned
"No" what was she expecting she's annoying and talentless
"Why not?"
"Cause you reek of desperation"
"That's her natural scent" beck said, well he's not wrong, then Trina stormed off.

~in class jades pov~

We were sat in sikowitz class when we were interrupted by the people doing the reality tv show.
"Hello everyone" sikowitz greeted
"Is it okay if we get some shots of your class well the people on the show" they said
"Of course of course!"
"Okay great just act as if we're not here"
"Okay then, beck, jade, cat and Andre get up on the stage here"
"What do you want us to" André said
"Hmm beck jade you are married and you have a daughter and that is cat and Andre you have been bullying cat and beck and jade you are going to sort it out" sikowitz said and cat gasped in sadness
"Just pretend" Andre said
"And action!"
"Mommy! Daddy! There's this kid at school and he's being really mean to me!" Cat cried
"What has he been saying to you?" Beck asked
"He's saying that I'm dumb, stupid and that my hair colour is ugly!" Cat said and started to pretend to cry
"Take us to him and you'll never hear from him again" I said
Cat then took us to Andre.
"Him!"
"I hear you've been very mean to our daughter"
"No she's making it up I swear!"
"NO YOU HAVENT SHE CAME TO US CRYING BECAUSE OF YOU TELL US THE TRUTH AND I WONT TELL ANYONE"
"Okay okay fine but it's true she is stupid!"
"SAY THAT ONE MORE TIME I DARE YOU"

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