OH MATRIX

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I just dodged a MASSIVE bullet
I was wearing my AoT/SnK Scout Regiment wristband and necklace as usual when we went delivering GS cookies
And apparently my cousin likes Anime, so my dad said, "Do you like her Attack on Titan stuff?"
And of course the first thing my cousin says is: "Man, that show is GRUESOME"
And I'm like brah you just ruined my life (inside my head of course)
And today I was just derping around upstairs when I hear Eren Jaeger yelling
And I feel my heart speed up
MY PARENTS WERE WATCHING ATTACK ON TITAN
OH MAH KOMAEDA
So then I don't get lectured after my dad finishes the first episode
Then the second
Then the third
He literally watched until like episode eight
In one night
I'm upstairs watching VenturianTale and I hear Eren Titan roaring his face off
And he just came up and said: "Am I correct in my guess that the Titan-killing Titan is Eren?"
And I just say, "Yeah, I think you find out in the episode you started"
Oh yeah also and right after I finished my shower, he was like, "Show me that necklace"
So I get my necklace and hand it to him, and he puts it around his neck and says, "I've wanted to be part of that Scout Regiment since I watched the opening"
WOW
I DIDN'T GET LECTURED
OR GROUNDED
GUYS IT'S THE MATRIX
I was freaking out so bad!! But now he loves it
Bros *brofists dad*
And for those of you who are derps: I am 11. And I have an overprotective dad who banned me from FNAF (Five Nights at Freddy's). And AoT/SnK is rated TV-MA.
This is a beautiful day

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