Me: *Walking down the hall in Area Zone 2, then sees a window with Hangry inside.
Hangry: Hi, I'm Hangry...I'm a pig! Ribs are my joy! I haven't had a meal in forever!
Me: Wow, me either!
Hangry: Come closer....
Me: *Inside panic screaming while blushing* I'm fine where I am.
Hangry: But uh...I need ya to come closer so I can smell ya...
Me: With that big snout of yours I bet you could.
Hangry: Just come closer to the glass!!!
Me: *Begrudgingly walks two feet closer*
Hangry: ........
Me: ............
Hangry: Bruh....
Me: Do your job before Malak puts you out of commission.
Hangry: Ohohohoho! I bet you can guess what finger I want to show ya!
Me: Continue on.
Hangry: *He glares at me through the glass and shook his head* Is that? Are those...ribs?!
Me: Oh no it's just all the sweat,blood, and regret from going through those nightmares.
Hangry: You have problems
Me: I got many of em
Hangry: You look delicious!
Me: So do you, porky.
Hangry: What did you just call me?
Me: Mmm, I can see it now. Pork chops, Bacon, baby back ribs, Ham, Hot dogs, oh the list goes on baby!
Hangry: Wait a second, w-whats that look in your eyes?
Me: Don't worry about it.
Hangry: Why do you have a steak knife and a big fork?
Me: Don't worry about it
Hangry: *Starts to inside sweat panic* Ya mind if I put a little barbeque sauce on ya?
Me: *Holds up a bottle of BBQ sauce* Would you prefer Honey, Teriyaki, Spicy, or original? How about A1 sauce?! It's to die for!
Hangry: you're giving me choices?
Me: Of course, I want to know what's best to marinate you in before I chop ya up.
Hangry: 😶
Me: 😊
Hangry: Where's that Doug Houser?
Me: Finish your line porky!!!!
Hangry: I got my own recipe...
Me: *Starts reading over my great grandmother's secret recipe for pork chops* Mmmm, you're gonna taste so good when you're battered and fried!
Hangry: H-How??? D-did the head boss forget to make ya one of us?
Me: Ha...haha...hahaha...HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *The lights cut off on my end*
Hangry: Oh shii-!!
Me: Pooooorrrrrkkkyyyyy~ I'm gonna getcha and place you on my grill!~
Hangry: Oh mother of ribs....
YOU ARE READING
Joy Joy Gang One-Shots
RandomI loved the Joy Joy Land level in the game, so I decided to make a book about it. So here's hope I get their personalities right. Dark Deception belongs to Glowstick Entertainment.
