"you mister, have some explaining to do"
"WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK, HAN JISUNG"
"ok, first off, calm down with the swearing—there is no need for it,"
"YOU JUST BROKE INTO MY HOUSE"
"no i didn't"
"YES YOU DID"
"no idea, what you're talking about felix"
"THEN EXPLAIN TO ME, HOW MY FUCKING DOOR, GOT ONTO THE FUCKING FLOOR"
"um, well clearly it fell, maybe you should get some better hinges– ANYWAY! enough about that, you, my dear friend, have some explaining to do"
"i'm not saying shit until you repair my god damn door, jisung"
"you're being no fun!"
DING!
"i can literally arrest you for property damage"
"oh well, i'll get minho to bail me out"
"STOP DODGING THE TOPIC FELIX– WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT POST ABOUT!"
DING!
DING!
"i dont have to explain shit to you"
"as best friend—and platonic boyfriend—yes you do"
DING!
"...fine,"
"oh hoor-"
"but fix my fucking door first"
"you really are no fun, i hope you know that"
"believe me, i do"
DING!
"WILL YOUR FUCKING PHONE QUIT GOING OFF! WHO IS EVEN MESSAGING YOU- oh! its changbin"
"GIVE ME THAT"
"why? got something to hide, lix?"
"wh-what makes you think i have something to hide?"
"i've got nothing to hide!"
"oh? so you wouldn't mind if i clicked on the message from him?"
"WAIT DONT!"
"changbin's first message says: 'anything?'... WAIT SO HE WAS THE ONE YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT IN YOUR POST"
"SHUT UP HAN JISUNG"
"OH MY GOD"
"THAT POST WAS DEDICATED TO CHANGBIN"
"HUSH UP"
"oh my god i just HAVE to tell minho"
"NO NO, YOU DONT HAVE TO TELL HIM ANYTHING! JUST GIVE ME MY PHONE BACK AND GO FIX MY FUCKING DOOR"
"well alright, lixie, whatever you say, but i hope you know i am going to bug you about this for the rest of the day"
"jisung, i swear to fucking god-"
"felix, now, enough about your sex life, why aren't you dressed? we're supposed to meet the others soon"
"oh shit, give me a minute, yeah?"
"i'll be right outside; you better hurry"
"sir yes sir"
"please don't call me that, save your kinks for changbin, felix"
"HAN JISUNG, I WILL OBLITERATE YOU!"
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𝘑𝘌 𝘕𝘌 𝘗𝘌𝘜𝘟 𝘗𝘈𝘚 𝘋𝘖𝘙𝘔𝘐𝘙 𝘓𝘈 𝘕𝘜𝘐𝘛, 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘪𝘹
FanfictionA CHANGLIX TEXTING | INSTAGRAM AU felix comes across an instagram page that always complains that they can't sleep and decides to message them
