Jen: Happy Birthday eren
Eren: Worst present ever!
Mikasa: So you did kiss jean!
Armin: You kissed jean too so shut up ackerman!!
Jen: *bitch slaps armin* Oh that was from -California-
Armin: Well fuck you too!
Annie: Armin stop will the cursing
Armin: Shut it traitor!
Eren: Okay we need regular,sweet armin to come back now
Annie: Eh, atleast if you dont call me the m word
Mikasa: How do we bring him back?
Jen: Annie...
Annie: Not going to happen
Mikasa: Just. Kiss him!
Annie: Fine then you kiss eren
Eren: Yes!
Mikasa: No!
Armin: Im about to slap you both bitches
Eren: Woah armin calm down
Armin: Why dont you calm down titan boy
Mikasa: Annie...
Annie: Why? *grabs armin and kisses him*
Jen: Is he back?
Armin: *hugs annie and kisses back*
Jen: *covers eyes* Nope not again
Mikasa: So...jean?
Eren: YOU KISSED HIM TOO!
Mikasa: Because you kissed him!
Eren: Everyone has kissed him except annie and jen!
Jen: I dont kiss horses
Annie: I heard my name...
Eren: Its nothing go back to making out with armin
Armin: *punches eren...again* Just like you make out with levi
Eren: Ow!
Mikasa: So levi?
Eren: Okay you have to agree with me armin he is a good kisser?
Armin: Well yea...
Annie: Yea?
Armin: I like annie's kisses better...
Eren: Well armin sorta agrees with me so dont say nothing mikasa
Mikasa: Oh ill say nothing *lunges at eren*
Jen: And I think eren is died this time
