The stupid bastard

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As y/n was walking down the hall minding his own business he was suddenly pulled into a room by...Pyrrha?

Y/n:YO,What The Hell Woman!

Pyrrha:Shh,I have a favor to ask of you

Y/n:not sure i like this

Pyrrha:please can you just listen to me before you answer

Y/n:we are in a fucking Broom Closet and your face is so red its almost glowing

Pyrrha:That's Not The Point

Y/n:alright alright what do you need

Pyrrha:I want you to help me train jaune

Y/n:for fucksake woman why didn't you just say that instead of meeting in a ohm dammed broom closet

Pyrrha:I panicked alright so will you help me or not

Y/n:fine now can we get out before someone comes in and gets the worst ideal

[One awkward meeting later]

Jaune:I know I've been down but I'm not depressed,I can always work as a farmer or something

Y/n:whow whow whow,.slow down there we didn't come here for that
My lord you took this from 0 to 100 real quick

Pyrrha:I got y/n to help me help you,we know you aren't the best and I think we could help you improve.

Jaune:you think I need help?

Y/n:with fighting yes

Pyrrha:thats not what we meant...

Jaune:but y/n just said it

Pyrrha:sometimes you just need a little push in the right direction

Y/n:poor choice of words

Jaune:but I don't deserve your help I don't even deserve to be here

Pyrrha:thats not true!

Y/n:your still here aren't you

Jaune:thats not what I ment...I..I got my hands on a forged transcript

Y/n:Pyrrha would you mind leaving real quick jaun here needs a man on man talk

Pyrrha hesitantly nodded and left to wait inside

Y/n:...

Jaune:I'm just some scum aren't I

Y/n:what you are is a stupid bastard

Jaune:...I know

Y/n in all his wisdom took out a hidden cooler with bottles of butter cream root-beer and he opened on and passed it to jaune before he himself took one

Y/n:you saw nothing,ruby nor Nora can or will ever know about my stash got it,now down to it...why

Jaune:because this is what I wanted! My father,grandfather and so in were all heros. I just wanted to be like them

Y/n:jaune why don't you want help?

Jaune:I'm tired of being the loveable idiot whose always stuck while his friends are fighting for there lives,I just wanted to be the hero of the story just once

Y/n leaned back and took a sip of the bottle

Y/n: how far does the hero in stories get by himself

Jaune:not very far

Y/n:exactly jaune,so you want to be a hero i get that but even heroes have teams or a partner

Jaune:y/n how is this whole thing

Y/n:jaune my friend you are in a world of shit,but your still here

Jaune:do you think ozpin knows

Y/n:id wager he's known since the start but clearly he sees potential if you haven't been thrown out yet

Y/n:now jaune i know you don't want help but at least think about it Pyrrha's offer still stands...you dense fool

Jaune:what am I dense about

Y/n:if only you knew jaune if only you knew

Walking inside he'd approach Pyrrha

Pyrrha:so how did it go

Y/n:give him some time he'll come around

Pyrrha:so what did you talk about

Y/n:heh nice try Pyrrha but what is shared between two bois and bottles is confidential

Pyrrha:I see,good night y/n and thank you

Y/n:any time spartan,good night

Walking into his teams room he'd find everyone asleep talking the time he'd clean up and properly cover them with their blankets respectfully and laid down in his hammock and closed his eyes for the night
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Hello plebs and patricians its ost I know this chapter is short but hey was going to happen every now were fairly in and I still have something I wanted yall to help with and and if we pairing our Atlassian cyborg with someone so your options are

Big Brother Y/n (No One)

Ruby (aka the worst thing to happen to weiss)

Weiss(the winter duo)

Blake(*insert chessboard or salt&pepper joke here*)

Yang(put pun here)

Nora(you have construction and destruction,both with hammers what could go wrong)

Velvet(velvet cake now with a optional winter theme)

Trivia Vanille aka Neopolitan[Maybe]

All of the above

Team RWBY (as a whole)

Nora +Team RWBY

*put three characters here*

So uh yeah there's your options

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