Ray: omg jakeys birthday is today uwu 😜😜👉🏼👈🏼🥺💕💕💕💕💕🔞 i gotta get him a present rn
Jake: omg im gonna be 43 today- or 34?!?! I dont remember lmaooo anyways I'm so excited💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥳🥳🥳🥳
Ray: happy birthday jakey wait here i'll brb
*goes to the grocery store and gets what he needs to bake a baka birthday cake*
Ray: *finishes baking cake* ok jakey your big party is tomorrow and today we will celebrate <33 happy birthday jacob you've made me the happiest fucking man alive ilysm
Jake: oml ilysm too this is the best 43rd birthday ever!! <33 yeah also its my only one anyways what cake is that?
Ray: i-i-i-i-its baka cake!! HAPPY BAKA BIRTHDAY!!
Jake: ILYSM BAKA OMG
*they fuck like bakas*
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Raycob- the Baka story
RomanceRead the story of Jake Peralta and Raymond Holt becoming bakas, story is not 100% based on the show brooklyn nine-nine
