Jake: ok lets call nick and pretend we are criminals
Ray: *calls N*
Nick: hi this is nicki wassup
Ray: OMG QUEEN NICKI IM SUCH A BARB CHILE 🦄🦄🦄🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
Jake: SAME HERE- BARBIE TINGZ PURRRR
Nick: wtf i'm not fucking nicki minaj 😭😭
Ray: oh... ok...
Jake: anyways we heard you blackmailed that guy
Nick: i sure did😉
Jake: 😏 can you give us tips?
Ray: jake you forgot to say we are criminals
Nick: wait- you're jake? THE Jake? Fuck man *hangs up*
Ray: that went... great uwu 🥺🥺💕💕💔💔
Jake: MAN HE ADMITTED IT- WE GOT EVIDENCE!! UWU PURRR
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Raycob- the Baka story
RomanceRead the story of Jake Peralta and Raymond Holt becoming bakas, story is not 100% based on the show brooklyn nine-nine
