Written by TheBoyWhoLived_Fanboy
This chapter contains the best quotes of PJO. Fair warning- Don't read this while eating/drinking/people are sleeping around you. Don't tell me I didn't warn you.
1. Don't feel bad, I'm usually about to die - Persassy Jacksasson. (Battle of the Labyrinth)
2. Deadlines just aren't real to me until I'm staring one in the face. - Percy Jackson, (The Lightning Thief)
3. "You're Dionysus," I said. "The god of wine."
Mr. D rolled his eyes. "What do they say these days, Grover? Do the children say 'Well duh!'?"
"Y-yes, Mr. D."
Then, well, duh! Percy Jackson. Did you think I was Aphrodite, perhaps?"
"You're a god."
"Yes, child."
"A god. You."
4. "BEHOLD!" Percy shouted. "THE GOD'S CHOSEN BEVERAGE. TREMBLE BEFORE THE HORROR OF DIET COKE!" (AN: I am still laughing while writing this.)
5. "With great power...comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later." - The last Olympian.
6. "Families are messy. Immortal families are eternally messy. Sometimes the best we can do is to remind each other that we're related for better or for worse...and try to keep the maiming and killing to a minimum." - The Sea of Monsters
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PJO Monthly Magazine: Edition 1 (January 2022)
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